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McCain Backs Timeline to Get Obama Out of Iraq

by Scott Ott for ScrappleFace · 55 Comments · · Print This Story Print This Story

(2008-07-20) — Republican presidential nominee John McCain today for the first time said he can now support a timeline to reduce the American presence in Iraq, specifically advocating the withdrawal from Iraq of Democrat presidential nominee Barack Obama, and several battalions of U.S. news anchors and reporters.

“It’s time to bring them home,” said Sen. McCain at a news conference attended by a journalism intern from the Des Moines Register. “The surge has worked, and it’s time to redeploy.”

Sen. McCain said bringing Sen. Obama home would help to ensure that “people in the U.S., who desperately need media attention, will get the help they deserve.”

“Our mainstream media forces are stretched too thin,” he said. “If news should break here in the homeland, who’s going to cover it? We’re vulnerable.”

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55 responses so far ↓

  • 1 gafisher // Jul 20, 2008 at 8:04 am

    It’s clear the current press deployment is unable to perform effectively on two fronts, while its leaders have apparently taken its eyes off the ball. A full withdrawal isn’t necessary; we just need to support the fourth estate but extract the fifth column.

  • 2 RedPepper // Jul 20, 2008 at 8:05 am

    No Problemo. On to Berlin!

    “Ich bin ein beginner !”

  • 3 Fred Sinclair // Jul 20, 2008 at 8:07 am

    It’s a great idea but I doubt that it will fly. The messiah will bask in his glory with his congregation in full attendance. The Church of Obama Mania (do you suppose that means he’s tax exempt?) will continue to mesmerize his worshippers whether he’s in Iraq or elsewhere.

    B.O. STINKS

  • 4 Fred Sinclair // Jul 20, 2008 at 8:11 am

    Red Pepper #2 - “Ich bin ein beginner !” beats anything I’ve heard lately. Priceless!
    Thanks, you made my day with that one.

    IN GOD WE TRUST

  • 5 Darthmeister // Jul 20, 2008 at 8:26 am

    Redeploy Obamessiah to Okinawa before he turns Iraq into another Chicago ward.

    Under the general heading of more Democrat lies:
    We’ve heard from the Donks how ANWAR is a pristine wilderness and a “government reserve” that should never be spoiled by evil, oil-hungry capitalists.

    But the real truth is ANWAR is not a “wilderness” but rather an icebound wasteland and it was only a “government reserve” in that under the Carter Administration the U.S. Congress “reserved” that area (Area 1002) for further oil exploration!

    So just where do these Democratic twits now in control of both houses of Congress get off telling the American people they have to pay higher gas prices because ANWAR is a “pristine, wilderness reserve”? The sheer audacity of the Donks is truly breathtaking, but even more so is the lamestream media’s complete unwillingness to hold the Donks responsible for their multiple lies concerning ANWAR.

    Of course liberals are very adept at lying like when they claim to be “pro-choice” when it comes to something immoral like murdering unborn babies but not for choice when it comes to school choice, firearm choice, or social security choice.

  • 6 Libby Gone // Jul 20, 2008 at 8:30 am

    I challenge OBAMA to do what the men who work for me do. They also are in IRAQ. and Afganistan and Somolia. and elsewhere.
    They choose to do it, so IDIOTS like Barack can do what he does.
    OBAMA/CHAVEZ 08!
    Lets dismantle this horrid country!â„¢
    http://libbygone.blogspot.com/

  • 7 camojack // Jul 20, 2008 at 10:19 am

    If the media would just go away, somewhere, anywhere…it would suit me just fine. :-)

  • 8 Beerme // Jul 20, 2008 at 11:17 am

    Whom do I see about backing a timeline to get Oh Bummer out of my country?

  • 9 da Bunny // Jul 20, 2008 at 2:02 pm

    I’m all for a “timeline” to get Obama out of our country, Beerme. And, how about a “timeline” to get the fawning liberal LSM sycophants out of our country as well? If these leftist group-think spewing liars aren’t “terrorists,” then no one is.

  • 10 JamesonLewis3rd // Jul 20, 2008 at 4:42 pm

    Now that these people have been over there and seen the situation with their own eyeballs, they have no excuse for their lies.

  • 11 RedRum151 // Jul 20, 2008 at 6:32 pm

    The Audacity Of Ego , by Joan Vennochi.

    JUST LIKE the Obama girl, Obama has a crush on Obama.

    (Does this woman know that the Boston Globe is owned by the New York Times Company? Just askin’.)

  • 12 Fred Sinclair // Jul 20, 2008 at 8:35 pm

    Maybe while B.O. is over in Iraq and Germany he can persuade their governments to pass a law, making all of their incandescent light bulbs illegal, so they can be “just like America”.

    How many congressmen does it take to “Save America” from incandescent light bulbs?
    A. Just enough to pass a bill making them illegal - 218.

    Please take the time to listen to Texas Congressman Ted Poe addressing the House on the CFL bulb. His presentation is only 5 minutes…he will even make you laugh…but he does an excellent job of making his point against this legislation.
    Congressman Ted Poe and 24 other congressmen have co-sponsored The Light Bulb Freedom of Choice Act (H.R. 5616) to repeal the phase out of incandescent light bulbs. We can only hope that more congressmen will come to their senses and approve The Light Bulb Freedom of Choice Act.
    Thank you, Texas Congressman Ted Poe and all cosponsors for taking a stand for the health of “we the people”, and for our constitutional right to choose.
    Texas Congressman Ted Poe on the CFL Bulb
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=e-LOtKIIKcg

    btw - the man sitting behind Congressman Poe laughing - is none other than one of my heros, Congressman Tom Tancredo.

    IN GOD WE TRUST

  • 13 MajorDomo // Jul 20, 2008 at 9:41 pm

    The current Democrat-controlled congress’ record is dismal, as attested by a 14% “approval rating”. One would think a rating this low would translate into a massive “vote-em-out-of office” election year defeat. BUT WILL IT?

  • 14 onlineanalyst // Jul 20, 2008 at 11:28 pm

    There are lots of cracks developing in the AGW propaganda. Follow the news about the latest exceedingly credible whistleblower. The comments are good, too, especially the letter by climate scientists re the UN report.

    Al Gore may be put more and more on the defensive over an indefensible theory/position.

    This news should be trumpeted before either of our presidential candidates destroys our economy by embracing a myth.

  • 15 JamesonLewis3rd // Jul 21, 2008 at 1:02 am

    Spotlighted by this magical mystery tour: BO’s not-so-latent cowardice.

  • 16 Terry_Jim // Jul 21, 2008 at 1:13 am

    Redrum151-
    The hardest hitting line in the article -The Audacity Of Ego , by Joan Vennochi
    is, “Now he’s turning into the A-Rod of politics.”

    From a Boston reporter that’s a huge slam.

  • 17 da Bunny // Jul 21, 2008 at 11:31 am

    Campaign slogans for the “Messianic One”:

    Obama ‘08…All show and no go.

    Obama ‘08…Just words.

    Obama ‘08…Big hat, no cattle.

    Obama ‘08…The Wizard of Uhhhs. {pay no attention to the man behind the curtain}

    Obama ‘08…Stupid is as stupid does.

    Obama ‘08…Stuck on “stupid.”

    Obama ‘08…It’s all about “me.”

    Obama ‘08…He’s got plenty of nothin’.

    Obama ‘08…I am the one we’ve been waiting for.

  • 18 da Bunny // Jul 21, 2008 at 12:02 pm

    Gotta love the creativity that Obamamania brings out in some folks…

    http://michellemalkin.com/2008/07/20/the-obama-world-tour-t-shirt-finalists/

  • 19 everthink // Jul 21, 2008 at 12:27 pm

    Hello children!

    I see you are all trying to whistle past the McCain Campaign grave site, but other than all that, how do you think Barack Obama’s tour is going so far?

    How do you think he will be received in Europe?

    Wouldn’t you just be overjoyed to see any Republican do as well?

    Obama is no messiah, but he does look like one when compared to any of your mental deficient’s!

    “My friends”, you ain’t seen nothin’ yet!

    ET

  • 20 everthink // Jul 21, 2008 at 12:28 pm

    deficient’s

  • 21 everthink // Jul 21, 2008 at 12:30 pm

    deficients

  • 22 Iraq Redeployment » Pursuing Holiness // Jul 21, 2008 at 1:41 pm

    [...] agree completely: McCain Backs Timeline to Get Obama Out of Iraq … John McCain today for the first time said he can now support a timeline to reduce the [...]

  • 23 Shelly // Jul 21, 2008 at 1:54 pm

    The man who thinks there are 57 states, now doesn’t know that a President doesn’t serve for ten years?

  • 24 Shelly // Jul 21, 2008 at 2:07 pm

    Oh, and don’t miss this beauty:

    http://hotair.com/archives/2008/07/20/obama-flunks-history-again/

    Germans are laughing themselves silly. What a tool.

  • 25 boberinyetagain // Jul 21, 2008 at 2:37 pm

    How’s things gang?

    Go Nadar!

  • 26 boberinyetagain // Jul 21, 2008 at 2:43 pm

    for my buddy Hank…

    Arctic National Wildlife Refuge
    Renowned for its wildlife, Arctic Refuge is inhabited by 45 species of land and marine mammals, ranging from the pygmy shrew to the bowhead whale. Best known are the polar, grizzly, and black bear; wolf, wolverine, Dall sheep, moose, muskox, and the animal that has come to symbolize the area’s wildness, the free-roaming caribou. Thirty-six species of fish occur in Arctic Refuge waters, and 180 species of birds have been observed on the refuge.

  • 27 everthink // Jul 21, 2008 at 2:52 pm

    Hey, bober!

    Things are great with me!

    Go Nader? Yeah, go Nader! He can’t hurt much anymore.

    But, I say: Go Bob Barr. Now that’s fun some fun!

    ET

  • 28 everthink // Jul 21, 2008 at 2:57 pm

    Well, whatever, it is lots of fun anyway.

    ET

  • 29 da Bunny // Jul 21, 2008 at 5:25 pm

    Shelly…:lol: ! Yes, Obama believes he’s going to be President of these 57 United States for the next 8 to 10 years!

    Sharp as a marble, that one!! :lol:

  • 30 RedPepper // Jul 21, 2008 at 6:11 pm

    boberin #s 25,26: “Summertime, and the livin’ is easy … ” - as long as you don’t have to go on any long trips, at least! How’s by you?

    Regarding ANWAR, btw - I’m all in favor of wildlife - the wilder, the better, if you ask me - but I think you should acknowledge that the Refuge is the size of one or two, or more, small states, while the area in which drilling is contemplated is relatively tiny. The comparison I’ve heard is a postage stamp on a football field.

    p.s. They raised heck back in the day about the oil pipeline, y’know - and the dire effects it would have on the breeding habits of the porcupine caribou (whose populations subsequently tripled) - same tune, different lyrics.

  • 31 JamesonLewis3rd // Jul 21, 2008 at 7:02 pm

    Wildlife used to get me into a lot of trouble; nowadays I just barbecue it.

  • 32 mindknumbed kid // Jul 21, 2008 at 8:33 pm

    Now we just can’t be drilling in our own 50 to 57 states and producing oil for ourselves… It will just make the muslomaniacs angry with us for daring to impede their economic warfare scheme. And we don’t want to make them angrier, so just shut up and pay through your bloody American noses! Still haven’t heard anyone talking about how this will bankrupt most of the citizens that heat with fuel oil. Maybe we could get every burrocrack in DC to pedal a stationary bike generator and switch folks over to ‘lectric heat…

  • 33 mindknumbed kid // Jul 21, 2008 at 8:54 pm

    As long as you keep the big D after the name, liberals will vote for the Antichrist. They will sing his praises in the street and send money to his campaign. Is Jesus Christ for or against same sex unions? Is he for or against the shedding of innocent blood? Is he for or against embracing false gods? As the physical Word of God, he has made his position on these issues crystal clear. Oh, this is just politics, separation of church and state! Separation of morality and candidates! Unless it is the “church of multiculturalism” with it’s platform of acceptance of everyone doing what is right in their own eyes. Peace…hope…love…yes brothers and sisters, we can change …!

  • 34 mindknumbed kid // Jul 21, 2008 at 9:02 pm

    I can’t believe that the Oblunder cam-pain hasn’t latched on to that old Coke jinge for their theme song.
    I’d like to teach the world to sing…

    Sounds as though the writer of that tune was a bit of an elitist. It sure has the touchy-feely tone that would fit the agenda of the day.

  • 35 mindknumbed kid // Jul 21, 2008 at 9:08 pm

    jingle…not jinge.

  • 36 mindknumbed kid // Jul 21, 2008 at 9:24 pm

    Luke 14:34 (King James Version)

    34Salt is good: but if the salt have lost his savour, wherewith shall it be seasoned?

  • 37 MajorDomo // Jul 21, 2008 at 9:33 pm

    Bober 26. Yeah, that ANWR is truly a paradise all right, situated, as it is, above the arctic circle! Maybe we ought to designate it a zoo, what with all that wildlife. And since there are thousands of square miles on which a human foot has ne’er been set we could probably discover the Darwinist’s missing link.

  • 38 MajorDomo // Jul 21, 2008 at 9:43 pm

    Hey, ya know what? As a self-designated presidential advisor, I say it’s time to declare victory in Iraq now that Al Qaida is redeploying, with a timeline for pullout of ASAP! Let’s have a national day of victory, with a big party!

  • 39 Hawkeye // Jul 21, 2008 at 9:56 pm

    Hi everybody,

    This is a special prayer request. My mom’s going into the hospital for heart surgery. She’s having cardiac catheterization done tomorrow (Tuesday, July 22) and surgery on Wednesday. She’s going to have one or two heart valves replaced and/or repaired. She’ll be at Cornell Medical Center in Manhattan. Her prognosis is good, but she just turned 80 last week, so it’s always a bit scary at that age. Thanks in advance. I know you’ll be there for us.

    God Bless and Best Regards…

  • 40 mindknumbed kid // Jul 21, 2008 at 10:08 pm

    We will be praying for a successful operation and speedy recovery. My brother in law is in intensive care with congestive heart failure, he was nearly a-goner yesterday, his car also broke down in the middle of nowhere (Montana) when he should’ve been in the ER. Uis name is Bill Garland.

  • 41 everthink // Jul 21, 2008 at 10:13 pm

    “Wildlife used to get me into a lot of trouble; nowadays I just barbecue it.”

    Come on now, what wild life? Your problem most likely started with being shamed during potty training.

    ET

  • 42 everthink // Jul 21, 2008 at 10:17 pm

    Hawkeye,

    I have asked my friend to wrap her hand in His.

    ET

  • 43 everthink // Jul 21, 2008 at 10:22 pm

    Major,

    What does “victory” look like to you?

    ET

  • 44 RedPepper // Jul 21, 2008 at 11:01 pm

    Hawkeye #39: We are all in God’s hands.

    I do want to mention, in that context, that my mother, despite bouts with both colon cancer and breast cancer, and one or two other health problems, has attained the age of 86 and hopefully will exceed that by a good number of birthdays yet, so your mom has every reason to “keep on ticking”. Hang in there.

  • 45 conserve-a-tip // Jul 21, 2008 at 11:33 pm

    Hawkeye, you AND your mother are in my prayers. Peace and quiet in the Lord for you and recovery and peace for your mom.
    CAT

  • 46 MajorDomo // Jul 22, 2008 at 12:11 am

    Victory looks like “we won, they lost”. Where did you learn your english?

  • 47 everthink // Jul 22, 2008 at 12:26 am

    Is there an army standing in front of us?

    Iraq is a sovereign nation! Remember the “purple fingers”? They want us out!

    I believe you mean where did I learn my English? Where did you learn “yours”?

    ET

  • 48 southchild » Blog Archive » McCain’s New Iraq Strategy // Jul 22, 2008 at 1:40 am

    [...] McCain Backs Timeline to Get Obama Out of Iraq: (2008-07-20) — Republican presidential nominee John McCain today for the first time said he can now support a timeline to reduce the American presence in Iraq, specifically advocating the withdrawal from Iraq of Democrat presidential nominee Barack Obama, and several battalions of U.S. news anchors and reporters. [...]

  • 49 MajorDomo // Jul 22, 2008 at 11:46 am

    I try not to argue with lesser mentalities. They lose, and then try to divert the discussion to irrelevant trivialities where they may have a better chance.

  • 50 da Bunny // Jul 22, 2008 at 12:25 pm

    Hawkeye, a prayer just went up for your Mother, and for you. :-)

    mindknumbed kid, I also prayed for your brother-in-law.

  • 51 everthink // Jul 22, 2008 at 12:43 pm

    MajorDomo,

    “I try not to argue with lesser mentalities”.

    If only others felt the same, you would be able to avoid ALL argument!

    ET

  • 52 mindknumbed kid // Jul 22, 2008 at 6:05 pm

    Thank you Bunnie and all others who prayed.

  • 53 Hawkeye // Jul 22, 2008 at 10:09 pm

    Thank you all for your prayers.

  • 54 Pros and Cons » // Jul 23, 2008 at 10:59 am

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  • 55 joehill // Jul 27, 2008 at 11:43 am

    That John guy is very witty, sure. That is why the prime minister of Iraq, even Pres Bush, and now,. even old John is talking about time frame.
    simple fact: counter punching in this defensive way by McCain a sure sign that he is barely holding on to his opponent and unable to deliver strong punches to his opponent. His minion (would be Supreme Court justice Joe Lieberman) now says the surge worked. Ok. Iraq ready to replace American then let us get out! We can not at this point?Surge has not done what it was intended to do.

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