Website glitches like this are a thing of the past, now that President Obama’s tech surge has fixed HealthCare.gov so that customers can rapidly find out how much more their coverage will cost.
(2013-12-01) — After getting off to an admittedly-rocky start, according to White House officials, the ObamaCare website now operates as designed, smoothly doubling and even quadrupling premiums and jacking up deductibles at broadband speeds.
“Mission Accomplished,” said press secretary Jay Carney. “The president commanded the tech surge that dealt with dozens of bugs, and hit his target date. So now Americans won’t be hindered by glitches from getting exactly what he believes they’ve got coming to them.”
Positive public reaction was nearly immediate, with expressions of gratitude and congratulations flooding in from NPR, MSNBC, CNN and other Americans who had grown concerned about the impact of the website problems on the president’s popularity.
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I got my “letter” about a month ago stating my new Obamacare “compliant” policy would be costing me 60% more than the policy I shopped for, picked out (because it has all the features I want and need). Happily, at 63 years old, I now have pediatric dental coverage, maternity coverage and I guess gender reassignment coverage….
I haven’t heard if my provider will extend my old policy after the Won delayed implementation….
;o)
Funny stuff as usual Scott… “Mission Accomplished” …hee, hee, hee. 🙂
Perhaps it is my rebellious nature, or maybe my stubborn West Virginia Hillbilly ways. But I have yet to even consider going to that there unaffordable care website. It is even a bit disconcerting that I have no desire to run after any government controlled program to such an extent that I will pay the fines and go without medical care before willingly enrolling. Patrick Henry said, “give me liberty…or give me death”, the state motto for the State of New Hampshire is “live free or die”. Where is our conscience in this current era? Are our fellow countrymen so… Read more »
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