ScrappleFace editor Scott Ott periodically writes non-satirical columns at Townhall.com. Below is an excerpt of his latest and a link to read more.

Sarah Palin: Is She Meaner Than Jesus?
by Scott Ott
During a CNN.com panel Thursday at the Republican National Convention, the discussion turned to Gov. Sarah Palin’s use of sarcasm to attack the Democrat duo [...]

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(2008-03-21) — The Rev. Jeremiah Wright, today attempted to quell the furor over his racially-charged preaching by apologizing to “rich, white people”, whom he had blamed for killing Jesus, and noting that “if Jesus was a poor, black man, then so was his betrayer, Judas Iscariot, as well as the poor, black Jewish mob that [...]

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(2007-12-10) — Riding a pre-Christmas surge in popularity, the baby Jesus came under attack this week from unnamed sources who leaked documents to reporters indicating that as an adult he had given speeches condemning lust, adultery, fornication and lying as aberrant, “sinful” behaviors punishable by eternity in a place of “weeping and gnashing of teeth.”

“We’ve [...]

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(2007-12-06) — Former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney, in perhaps the biggest speech of his presidential candidacy said today that despite his faith in God he will take a pledge to refrain from asking the Almighty to smite atheist Americans during his White House years.
“I will be the president of all the people,” said Mr. Romney, [...]

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