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Gov. Davis Should Declare Planetary Loyalty

by Scott Ott · No Comments

(2003-09-19) — California Lt. Gov. Cruz Bustamante today attacked Gov. Gray Davis’ plan to bring “people from every planet on earth” to California. The governor should declare his loyalty to “planet California,” he said.

Davis told a crowd of supporters Wednesday: “My vision is to make the most diverse state on earth, and we have people from every planet on the earth in this state. We have the sons and daughters of every, of people from every planet, of every country on earth.”
Mr. Bustamante echoed the credo of his own Latino separatist group, MEChA: “For the planet, everything. Outside the planet, nothing. Governor Davis needs to decide which planet he’s on. I support secession from the planetary federation, and formation of an earthlings-only state in California.”
Gov. Davis today will propose granting driver’s licenses to people from other planets, even if they entered California’s atmosphere illegally.

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