(2003-09-15) — Former President Bill Clinton is close to announcing his endorsement of Dennis Kucinich for the Democrat nomination, according to an unnamed Clinton associate.
“Kucinich has all the elements that Mr. Clinton values in a Democrat candidate for 2004,” said the source. “Kucinich’s name recognition among Americans rivals that of Marcel Proust, his ideology would make Lenin blush and his ability to inspire voters is reminiscent of a bout of food poisoning.”

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