Indian Tribes Buy California from Bustamante
(2003-08-27) — American Indians have arranged to buy California by making payments to Lt. Gov. Cruz Bustamante’s gubernatorial campaign.
The leading Democrat in the recall race recently received $300,000 from the Sycuan Band of the Kumeyaay Nation, a San Diego-area Indian tribe. According to an expert at Whittier Law School, Mr. Bustamante could easily reach his $12 million fundraising goal through contributions from Indian tribes alone.
“White man brought whiskey to our ancestors and bought our land for pennies an acre,” said an unnamed tribal spokesman. “We brought slot machines and wine spritzers to the white man’s grandma. We will use her money to buy California by purchasing the election of Mr. Bustamante.”
The tribal spokesman said Mr. Bustamante has promised them he would return California to its natural condition as a place where hordes of noble savages move from place to place, betting on dice games.
Indians buy California
ScrappleFace is at it again….
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