(2003-07-23) — The National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) announced today that Vermont Gov. Howard Dean would join the agency’s next mission to Mars.
The trip to the Red Planet is part of Gov. Dean’s presidential campaign strategy which aims to maximize the distance between the candidate and the average American voter.
Gov. Dean, already a vocal opponent of the liberation of Iraq and a proponent of homosexual unions, said he still feels too close to the American voter.
“The other Democrat candidates for president are mere clones of George Bush,” said Gov. Dean. “When I’m standing on the surface of Mars, passionately denouncing things most Americans support and advocating things most Americans oppose, people will know I’m the real Democrat in this race.”
Rep. Dennis Kucinich announced that he would bolster his own presidential campaign by returning to Roswell, New Mexico, “to receive further instructions from the mothership.”
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Howard Dean To Join Next Mars Mission
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1 Balloon Juice // Jul 23, 2003 at 12:35 pm
Scrappleface on Dean
Excellent: The National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) announced today that Vermont Gov. Howard Dean would join the agency’s next
2 Linnwood Political // Jul 23, 2003 at 5:04 pm
To the Red Planet and Beyond
This BREAKING NEWS comes via Scott Ott’s ScrappleFace: Howard Dean To Join Next Mars Mission (2003-07-23) — The National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) announced today that Vermont Gov. Howard Dean would join the agency’s next mission to …
3 Note-It Posts // Oct 19, 2003 at 2:45 pm
Dean heads to Mars
Have I mentioned that I love this guy? Gov. Dean, already a vocal opponent of the liberation of Iraq and a proponent of homosexual unions, said he still feels too close to the American voter….