(2003-06-30) — The National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) has contacted Chicago Cubs slugger Sammy Sosa to help solve a persistent problem with cork insulation on the Mars Rover rocket.
“We did an internet search to find someone with expertise in the properties of cork,” said an unnamed NASA spokesman. “Sammy Sosa kept popping up.”
Mr. Sosa, however, said he doesn’t know anything about cork, so he won’t be able to help.
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Sosa Called to Help NASA with Cork Insulation
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1 Baseball Musings // Jun 30, 2003 at 4:48 pm
Why Don’t They Call Bill Lee?
NASA is looking for help with a cork problem. :-)…