(2003-05-18) — Democract candidates for president attacked U.S. President George Bush this week on his failure to capture Usama bin Laden and Saddam Hussein. They said if a Democrat had been in office, both terrorists would have already been tried, convicted and executed.
“We need another President like Bill Clinton, who wouldn’t sleep until these wicked men were brought to justice and the American people were safe,” said one unnamed Democrat presidential candidate. All of the contenders say they would bring back the Clinton-era “no mercy for terrorists” policy which prevented the deaths of thousands.
“We all remember the trial and conviction of bin Laden during the Clinton administration,” said the candidate. “We remember the relief we felt when he was executed and his terror team dismantled. Well, now he’s out there somewhere again, and Bush isn’t doing anything about it. It’s time for a change.”
Other candidates cited with pride how Mr. Clinton’s policies “brought down that bloody tyrant Saddam Hussein and installed a representative government in Iraq.”
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Bush Should Get Bin Laden Like Clinton Did
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1 Pejmanesque // May 18, 2003 at 6:11 pm
WHEN ART IMITATES LIFE, PART I
The scary thing is that this post does a pretty good job at reflecting the views of some people….
2 Inoperable Terran // May 19, 2003 at 8:59 am
Like Bill
Scott Ott has some fun with the Donks….