(2003-05-17) — The Republican National Committee (RNC) continues the desperate search for a presidential candidate to face the imposing Sen. John Kerry, or any of the other equally-intimidating Democrat contenders.
So far the RNC has turned up only a former baseball team owner from Texas who’s a bit clumsy with words.
“Even if Kerry doesn’t get the nomination, what if we have to go up against Lieberman, Sharpton or Kucinich?” one RNC insider asked rhetorically. “Who do we have that can match their caliber, their gravitas, their savoir-faire, their… je ne sais quoi?”
From a party in disarray, the cry goes out for leadership, integrity and focus.
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Republicans Ask: ‘Who Will Face Kerry in ‘04?’
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