(2003-05-14) — Dick Edliebersharpkerrybraundean announced today that he or she will seek the Democrat nomination for the presidency, offering voters “the only truly holistic approach to leading the nation.”
Dr. Edliebersharpkerrybraundean is an abortion provider and attorney, Vietnam veteran, civil rights activist, Jewish-born convert to Islam and transgender advocate.
“As I surveyed the field of Democrat candidates,” said Dr. Edliebersharpkerrybraundean, “I realized that each brings something to the table, but none can put it all together the way I can.”
Democrat National Committee Chairman Terry McAuliffe welcomed the new candidate “who can really reach out to our diverse base with an à la carte platform of ideas.”

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