(2003-04-23) — A day after Colin Powell indicated that France would face consequences for its opposition to the war in Iraq, the State Department has begun to develop a list of ways the U.S. might punish France.
An unnamed source in the Department called it a “working document” which includes the following potential actions:
- Create government program to send more American tourists to France.
- Increase funding to U.S. domestic snail industry.
- In public forums, U.S. government officials will follow the mention of French Foreign Minister Dominique de Villepin with the phrase “who is a man”.
- Each day, George Bush calls Jacques Chirac at midnight Paris time and says, “Do you have Prince Matchabelli in a bottle?.”
- Two words: Cheez Whiz.
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State Department Lists Ways to Punish France
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1 Electric Venom // Apr 24, 2003 at 6:05 pm
U.S. Debating Methods To Punish France
The Bush Administration has been working on the proper consequences to impose on France for its opposition to the war….
2 chipstah! // Jun 11, 2003 at 7:06 pm
Ils fêtent ça à la Texane chez Chipstah!
One mention on Merde in France, and my traffic skyrockets. Merci beaucoup, Monsieur (Not) Merde, and bienvenue, folks who have followed the link. I feel like Jerry Lewis!If you’re looking for the post where we “celebrate France’s falling on its a** Tex…
3 chipstah! // Jun 11, 2003 at 7:22 pm
France
FranceTwo words: Cheez Whiz….