(2002-09-10) — Democrats in the U.S. House of Representatives introduced a bill today which would make intolerance illegal.
“There is no place in our society for intolerance,” said legislative aide who helped draft the bill. “Soon it will be a federal crime to publicly claim that any idea, philosophy or theology is better than any other.”
Lobbyists from several special interest groups are distributing bumper stickers and lapel pins with slogans like “Ban Intolerance,” “It’s All Good”, and “I hate your provincial ideas.”

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