Pro-Bush Forces Plan ‘Virtual March’ On Hollywood
(2003-02-26) — A coalition of groups which support President Bush’s plan to disarm Iraq by force if needed today announced plans for a ‘virtual march’ on Hollywood on March 19.
Inspired by the massive impact of today’s ‘Win Without War’ virtual march on Washington, a spokesman for ‘Win Without Weaseling’ said they plan to flood phone lines and email bins in Tinsel Town in an attempt to stop the emotional manipulation of the American public by entertainers such as Martin Sheen, Woody Harrelson, Matt Damon and Susan Sarandon.
“We’ll tie up every centimeter of fiber optic line in Hollywood to make our point,” said the unnamed spokesman. “Agents won’t be able to pitch producers, actors won’t get through to their agents, and several million dollars in cocaine deals will be foiled.”
‘Stop Celebrity Spokesholes’
What started as a parody has quickly become a movement with a life of its own. The Virtual March on
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