(2009-09-26) — Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, who was ‘put on notice’ Friday by U.S. President Barack Obama after revealing that Iran has a second underground uranium enrichment plant, fired back with an allegation that the United States operates an clandestine rebuke-manufacturing facility.
President Obama said Iran must “come clean” about it nuclear program, or face a range of potential U.N. responses, from “aggressive diplomatic action to shock-and-awe sanctions that will isolate Iran from the global community until it feels so lonely it could cry.”
But the clearly frightened Iranian leader said, “The amount and frequency of Obama’s rebuke deployment proves to the world that he has a secret scolding facility somewhere. The global community cannot allow more stern rhetoric to fall into the hands of a rogue nation like the United Satans of America. This represents a direct challenge to the basic foundation of the nonproliferation regime.”
President Ahmadinejad called on the U.N. Security Council to pass a resolution forcing the U.S. open up all of its remonstrance-production facilities, and any storage depots for ‘weapons of mass elocution’, to international monitoring teams.
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1 Hawkeye_R // Sep 26, 2009 at 12:11 pm
It's all part of a new U.N. program called "Rebukes for Nukes".
(:D) Best regards…
2 mig // Sep 26, 2009 at 12:57 pm
http://tinyurl.com/ycdl5qz
"Leaving aside the amendments to the Constitution that the president agrees with wholeheartedly, it would be an interesting concept to continue being president beyond one's natural life." - Robert Gibbs
Now that's just proof positive of another ‘weapon of mass elocution’, not just another couple years of the daily speeches… but a lifetime.
3 mig // Sep 26, 2009 at 12:57 pm
http://tinyurl.com/ycdl5qz
"Leaving aside the amendments to the Constitution that the president agrees with wholeheartedly, it would be an interesting concept to continue being president beyond one's natural life." - Robert Gibbs
Now that's just proof positive of another ‘weapon of mass elocution’, not just another couple years of the daily speeches… but a lifetime.
4 mig // Sep 26, 2009 at 12:57 pm
http://tinyurl.com/ycdl5qz
"Leaving aside the amendments to the Constitution that the president agrees with wholeheartedly, it would be an interesting concept to continue being president beyond one's natural life." - Robert Gibbs
Now that's just proof positive of another ‘weapon of mass elocution’, not just another couple years of the daily speeches… but a lifetime.
5 mig // Sep 26, 2009 at 12:57 pm
http://tinyurl.com/ycdl5qz
"Leaving aside the amendments to the Constitution that the president agrees with wholeheartedly, it would be an interesting concept to continue being president beyond one's natural life." - Robert Gibbs
Now that's just proof positive of another ‘weapon of mass elocution’, not just another couple years of the daily speeches… but a lifetime.
6 Libby_Gone // Sep 26, 2009 at 3:08 pm
Due to the ever rising cost of importing false ill fools, I believe it's our RIGHT to orate our own eleemosynary lambaste………..
7 Fausta’s Blog » Blog Archive » Obama: Outclassed by Sarko // Sep 26, 2009 at 11:30 am
[...] One can only agree with Sarko. Obama’s message is that Iran is “on notice,” as if it were a truant child or a delinquent debtor. Scott Ott managed to inject some humor from this in his post, Iran Claims U.S. Operates Underground Scolding Facility [...]
8 Beerme // Sep 26, 2009 at 3:49 pm
Ahmadurnednutjob also called for the restriction of America's use of teleprompters of mass verbosity…
9 Upnorthlurkin // Sep 26, 2009 at 6:07 pm
In a firmly worded statement, Obey-me was heard to say, "Uuhh, ahh, uh," While his press secretary, Fibbs rushed to translate….."What the won meant to say…..
10 JamesonLewis3rd // Sep 26, 2009 at 8:59 pm
Scold this:
From an article over at BigGovernment.com, a pretty good web site; I think they're somewhat obsessive/compulsive, which I consider to be an important character trait.
11 debass // Sep 26, 2009 at 10:31 pm
The comfy chair was also found in a secret underground bunker at Gitmo. No one expects the Iranian imposition. Why is Monte Python becoming reality?
12 JamesonLewis3rd // Sep 27, 2009 at 12:36 am
Subtract three from the head count at Gitmo.
The detainee population should be going up, if you ask me (which, of course, you didn't and probably wouldn't).
13 JamesonLewis3rd // Sep 27, 2009 at 12:37 am
Subtract three from the head count at Gitmo.
The detainee population should be going up, not down, if you ask me (which, of course, you didn't and probably wouldn't).
14 JamesonLewis3rd // Sep 27, 2009 at 12:37 am
Subtract three from the head count at Gitmo.
The detainee population should be going up—not down—if you ask me (which, of course, you didn't and probably wouldn't).
15 CallMeShelly // Sep 27, 2009 at 1:53 am
I had my radio and TV turned off all day as I attempt to get things done about the bunker this rainy late September day. There has no no mention of Obama doing this or going there or scolding him or apologizing for this or that.
There has been no media delights of Michele shopping for organic herbs or inviting young veggie commie socialists to sell food next door to the White House.
There has been no news of Muslim activists trying to build bombs to explode here or there. Yes, my dear friends-this has been heaven.
P.S I got two loaves of fresh, warm aroma filled Vienna bread baked as well as a dozen rolls and some yummy Nutella™ filled rolls. Considering the fact that I could barely walk this morning I feel a might powerful good 'bout that.
PSS Where did Mark Levin get the bunker idea anyhow. I was in the bunker long before he was. Oh well, just a coincident
16 CallMeShelly // Sep 27, 2009 at 1:58 am
Okay, why I am being banished from Scrappleface?
17 CallMeShelly // Sep 27, 2009 at 2:00 am
Okay, why are my comments being erased from Scrappleface? Have I become a wordsmith terrorist or what? sigh
18 onlineanalyst // Sep 27, 2009 at 2:35 am
In eight months, Obamao has done more than any other president in our history to destabilize the world's balance of power and to cede American ideals to tyrants and madmen while destroying our worthy alliances. Our enemies have taken Obamao's measure, and they view him with disdain. Obamao can thrust his nose in the air and blather his naive ideology till the cows come home, but we and our allies are more vulnerable than ever. Our national security and our economy are in deep jeopardy with this adolescent at the helm.
Check out this post and its follow-up comments: http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2009/09/024...
19 ScrappleFace // Sep 27, 2009 at 10:35 am
The gizmo that runs the comment section sometimes moves a comment into the moderation cue for review (for reasons not altogether explicable). At that point, your words fall into human hands and those hands are often out doing something else…like knocking on doors, campaigning to get elected. Sorry for the delay.
20 camojack // Sep 28, 2009 at 5:23 am
In all seriousness, I am (still!) holding out hope for another Iranian revolution…
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