(2003-01-30) — Former U.S. Attorney General Janet Reno, recalling her handling of the Waco siege, said today that if she were president, Iraq would be engulfed in flames by now.
“What’s the hold up?” she rhetorically asked George Bush. “You’ve surrounded a pseudo-religious maniac who’s got dangerous weapons. Set the place on fire, Mr. President. Hussein’s not even an American citizen. Come on! Light her up!”
Ms. Reno called Mr. Bush a “timid Texas mouse who keeps saying ‘Time is running out.’”
“Well, hickory dickery dock, let’s blow up the clock, for goodness sake. Flick your Bic and let’s get on with it. My boys in the BATF would have been in and out weeks ago.”
Ms. Reno’s publicist later indicated that the medications would soon be in balance.
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Recalling Waco, Reno Slams Bush for Stalling
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1 American RealPolitik // Jan 31, 2003 at 8:40 am
Is there NO stopping this man?
If this sort of thing keeps up Scott Ott is going to get lawsuits filed against him for breaking ribs. Recalling Waco, Reno Slams Bush for Stalling (2003-01-30) — Former
2 Spartacus // Mar 18, 2003 at 11:09 am
Thank god she’s not Governor of Florida…
From Instapundit: JANET RENO SAYS that you don’t deal with a crazed, weapon-accumulating, charismatic leader by sending in tanks. Sorry — I’m suffering an irony overload right now.BTW, ScrappleFace (”News Fairly Unbalanced. We Report. You Decipher.”) …
3 Spartacus // Mar 18, 2003 at 11:12 am
Thank god she’s not Governor of Florida…
From Instapundit: JANET RENO SAYS that you don’t deal with a crazed, weapon-accumulating, charismatic leader by sending in tanks. Sorry — I’m suffering an irony overload right now.BTW, ScrappleFace (”News Fairly Unbalanced. We Report. You Decipher.”) …
4 /dev/clue // Mar 18, 2003 at 7:53 pm
Janet Reno on Iraq
From ScrappleFace: Former U.S. Attorney General Janet Reno, recalling her handling of the Waco siege, said today that if she were president, Iraq would be engulfed in flames by now. “What’s the hold up?” she rhetorically asked George Bush. “You’ve…