(2002-12-31) — In the wake of a survey which showed most Canadians think the United States is acting like a bully, President George Bush threatened to “beat up Canada…even the French parts.”
“Canada is acting like a sissy,” said the U.S. President. “And if it doesn’t stop whining, I’m going to wait for it to come across that Peace Bridge, and then I’m going to clean its clock.”
“I’m fixin’ to open a can of whup-derriere on ‘em,” he added.

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