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Sarah Palin: Is She Meaner Than Jesus?

by Scott Ott for ScrappleFace · 16 Comments

ScrappleFace editor Scott Ott periodically writes non-satirical columns at Townhall.com. Below is an excerpt of his latest and a link to read more.



Sarah Palin: Is She Meaner Than Jesus?

by Scott Ott

During a CNN.com panel Thursday at the Republican National Convention, the discussion turned to Gov. Sarah Palin’s use of sarcasm to attack the Democrat duo facing off against her and John McCain for the presidency. As a member of the panel, I was asked if Gov. Palin’s speech was too mean to reflect a “Christian attitude”.
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16 responses so far ↓

  • 1 da Bunny // Sep 5, 2008 at 7:53 pm

    Simply telling the truth is what makes conservatives/Republicans “mean,” according to the Left. And, isn’t it just hilarious that these “nuanced” libs can’t comprehend sarcasm?

  • 2 Darthmeister // Sep 5, 2008 at 8:28 pm

    Any time you expose liberal lies it makes you “mean” … and “insensitive”, too.

    BTW, thought you’d like to know what “mean” really is. A recent AP headline:

    Maher Mocks Palin’s Down Syndrome Child

    This is what you can expect from your typical enlightened Obama voter. And this is rather tame compared to the other filthy comments and lies made by Obamaniacs regarding Sarah Palin.

    YOU GO GIRL!

    I bet Bill is secretly wishing sHrillary was more like Sarah.

    Sarah Palin still has more testosterone than Obambi.

  • 3 Darthmeister // Sep 5, 2008 at 8:30 pm

    BTW, has anyone else seen the new descriptor: Saracuda™?

    If not, I claim first rights on having made it up.

  • 4 Darthmeister // Sep 5, 2008 at 8:37 pm

    Rats, I have to quit working so much to support the welfare plantation and get out more. I just Googled “Saracuda” and it got tons of hits.

    I’ve heard “Sarahbarracuda” which I think was a name given to her in High School. Can’t wait until she chomps on Plugsy Biden - though he’s such a slimey obfuscator and blowhard he could probably turn any debate with a better into a draw.

  • 5 gafisher // Sep 5, 2008 at 9:27 pm

    Mean is too mild a term — I saw that Gov. Palin’s church has been accused of trying to convert gay people. (I’m not sure how Rev. Wright would handle the same situation, but perhaps his agreement with Ahmadinejad offer a clue.)

    wv - and revival - Yeah, that too. Pretty mean.

  • 6 gafisher // Sep 5, 2008 at 10:06 pm

    If it weren’t so serious it’d be tempting to laugh at how “tough guy” Obama, who isn’t “afraid” to go face-to-face with the world’s most evil leaders, is so scared by Gov. Palin that he’s trying to enlist women — even Hillary — to defend him. I haven’t seen Apron String Diplomacy like this since grade school. Obama to Palin — “I’ll tell mommy on you!”

  • 7 JamesonLewis3rd // Sep 5, 2008 at 10:21 pm

    For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline.
    ~~2Timothy 1:7

    By faith Abraham, when called to go to a place he would later receive as his inheritance, obeyed and went, even though he did not know where he was going.
    ~~Hebrews 11:8

    Jeremiah 33:3

  • 8 mindknumbed kid // Sep 5, 2008 at 10:45 pm

    The libs will make gay issues out to be more important than having a qualified President in office. In today’s society it just isn’t PC to oppose biblical sins. Nancy Reagan said, “Just Say No”, but now we are told to “Just Say Yes” when it comes to perverseness. Let’s keep on sleeping on the back pews, it’s easier that way.

  • 9 mindknumbed kid // Sep 5, 2008 at 10:48 pm

    Faith? Isn’t that just code for hate? Rightwingers…

  • 10 Jesus - Google Blog Search // Sep 6, 2008 at 4:15 am

    [...] Sarah Palin: Is She Meaner Than Jesus? Sarah Palin: Is She Meaner Than Jesus? by Scott Ott. During a CNN.com panel Thursday at the Republican National Convention, the discussion turned to Gov. Sarah Palin’s use of sarcasm to attack the Democrat duo facing off against her and . [...]

  • 11 Darthmeister // Sep 6, 2008 at 9:19 am

    The media blowhards are trying to gain traction with the left-wing accusation that Sarah Palin has the unimitigated audacity to actually believe America’s war on terrorism is in concert with God’s will that despotism should fail and liberty reign.

    My, my, how dare Saracuda echo FDR when he said America was on a holy crusade and with the aid of God Nazi fascism will be defeated. The gall of the woman!

    My random thoughts for the day:

    “With its anointing of Obamessiah, the Democratic Party has become a quas-religious cult dedicated to the proposition that all men and women are victims … with the exception of conservatives.”

    Has anyone else noticed around their neighborhood that those liberals who claim to be so “open-minded” have had their Obama 2008 signs up for the last six months before even listening to John McCain’s acceptance speech or knowing that Sarah Palin would be his VP choice? Freakin’ hypocrites.

  • 12 Darthmeister // Sep 6, 2008 at 9:28 am

    Hmmmm, maybe we ought to cut our the parts where Jesus flogs people in righteous indignation; claims He was bringing a sword to the world and not peace; told His disciples to exchange their robes for a sword since He would no longer be there to protect them; excoriates the self-righteous humanist legalists of His day who either denied the existence of an afterlife, denied there was a resurrection unto judgement for all, or who believed good works would get one into heaven; and Who never uttered one word about world peace except that it would only come when humanity saw Him coming in the clouds to set up His earthly kingdom.

  • 13 Maggie // Sep 6, 2008 at 10:47 am

    Scott….loved your Town Hall blog.
    Another”mean” statement of Jesus:
    ” I am the way, the Truth and the Life. No man comes to the Father except by me”!
    ….and how about “there is none righteous,no not one.”

    Darth..re#2
    Obambi is my favorite name for Obummer so far…….hee hee hee

  • 14 mindknumbed kid // Sep 6, 2008 at 1:32 pm

    I like Obobblehead. I can imagine people lining up just to whomp him upside the head and watch it wobble around. Take away the teleproptation device and it’s about all he is capable of doing for the crowd…

  • 15 mindknumbed kid // Sep 6, 2008 at 1:33 pm

    errr, telepromptation device!

  • 16 camojack // Sep 7, 2008 at 10:08 am

    Sarah Palin: Is She Meaner Than Jesus?

    Ummm…isn’t everyone?!

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