(2007-01-29) — Just a day after laughing along with the crowd at an Iowa campaign stop over a question about how her background prepares her to deal with “evil, bad men” Sen. Hillary Clinton, D-NY, today said such men must be “neutralized” and that she “knows how to do it.”
Despite her laughter about the “bad men” remark, Sen. Clinton said, “I was thinking of no one in particular, but whoever I was not thinking of will eventually pay for his nefarious deeds when I am president.”
Reporters speculated about whether her remarks referred to terror leader Usama Bin Laden, or perhaps even to her husband, former President Bill Clinton who violated their marriage covenant when he sexually abused a young White House intern.
The senator, however, refused to specify and simply said, “I wouldn’t be where I am today if I didn’t know how to neutralize such men.”
“If a bad man knows me at all,” she said, “he knows that I have always been able protect my liberty to pursue my vision for the future and I can do the same for the United States of America when I’m commander in chief.”
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1 Scott Ott // Jan 29, 2007 at 6:43 am
Hillary Knows How to ‘Neutralize’ Bad Men…
by Scott Ott
(2007-01-29) — Just a day after laughing along with the crowd at an Iowa campaign stop over a question about how her background prepares
her to deal with “evil, bad men†Sen. Hillary Clinton, D-NY, today said
such…
2 MargeinMI // Jan 29, 2007 at 6:46 am
God Bless America!
3 MargeinMI // Jan 29, 2007 at 6:51 am
Nixon: Tricky Dick.
Reagan: The Great Communicator.
Slick Willie: The Teflon President.
GWB: The Cowboy.
Hillary: The Great Neuter-al-izer.
Bwahahhahahaha! Duck and cover boys!
4 camojack // Jan 29, 2007 at 6:57 am
Hillary for runner up in ‘08!!!
5 RedPepper // Jan 29, 2007 at 7:10 am
I wonder if Hillary dreamed of becoming a veterinary surgeon when she was young …
6 mig // Jan 29, 2007 at 7:23 am
Let’s make a list of nuetralized men and then later we can move on to the women:
1. Vince Foster - gunshot to the head, suicide
2. Ed Wiley - gunshot to the head, suicide
3. Jerry Parks - gunned down
4. James Bunch - gunshot, suicide
5. James Wilson - Hanged, suicide
6. Bill Shelton - gunshot to the head, suicide
7. Danny Casolaro - slit wrists,suicide
7 mig // Jan 29, 2007 at 7:24 am
uhh neutralized men…
8 onlineanalyst // Jan 29, 2007 at 7:26 am
Madame Hillary and her adoring sisterhood of shrews work hard at neutering all men.
As a mistress of linguistic gymnastics, Madame Hillary manages not to answer any direct question. Instead she deflects the query in such a way that any listener hears what he wants to hear. Thus, she can be all things to all people and never held accountable for her remarks.
While Jon Carry is a master of a botched joke, Madame Hillary is the mistress of the b*tched one.
9 onlineanalyst // Jan 29, 2007 at 7:33 am
Superb roundup of Hillary Clinton’s castrati, mig.
New York’s junior senator lobs a neutron bomb with her studied silence.
10 Maggie // Jan 29, 2007 at 9:14 am
I believe she was speaking of GWB ,Cheney and Rove.
11 Darthmeister // Jan 29, 2007 at 9:27 am
sHrillary … I’ll stop right there because that’s all we need to know about her opinions. The rest is white noise.
12 puzzletop // Jan 29, 2007 at 11:54 am
My question to her would be couched in Katie Couric terms as follows: Mrs. Clinton, as a woman and one who understands how a mother nurtures and loves her children at any age, could you give an order as commander-in-chief that might harm or kill babies that are nursing at the breast when terrorists who also have loving and patient mothers are plotting against the United States? Let’s see her laugh her way out of that one.
13 Ms RightWing, Ink // Jan 29, 2007 at 12:14 pm
Okay, I know this will get deleted but I can’t help but think a picture of her in the bedroom will give men a reason to call their doctor for pills, if you get my drift.
Bad, Ms RightWing, bad
14 Bill's Bites // Jan 29, 2007 at 12:46 pm
Nibbles…
Things I’d do more with if I had more time and energy: Spitting at a war hero Video: NBC’s “Crossing Jordan†attacks Ann Coulter Bin Laden, The Left and Me (H/T) [ScrappleFace] Paparazzi, Fans Swarm ‘Pariah’ Kerry at Davos [ScrappleFace]…
15 da Bunny // Jan 29, 2007 at 12:51 pm
# 8…ola, the only way Bill has avoided the “neutering” thus far is to stay as physically far away from his “wife” as possible. Just the sound of her voice for him, has to be like kryptonite to Superman, and his only “antidote” is constant infidelity. “evil”
16 GnuCarSmell // Jan 29, 2007 at 1:22 pm
Hillary: the wannabe Queen of Spayed Men.
17 The Great Santini // Jan 29, 2007 at 3:31 pm
♪ ♫ ♪ SKILSAW™ HER MAN ♪ ♫ ♪
[Tune: “Stand By Your Manâ€, music and lyrics by Tammy Wynette and Billy Sherrill, performed by Tammy Wynette; © 2007, Santini Parody Serenades]
[Verse]
Poor Hillie’s just…a jilted housewife
Hitched her star to…an unzipped man
His wholesale sex crimes
Have made it high time
For Hill to neuter…Slick’s elan
[Verse]
Hillie needs Slick…they’ve gotta move on
No more hurlin’ ashtrays, pots, or pans
Cure Slick’s erections
With vivisection
All his affairs…will turn to Spam™
[Chorus]
SkilSawâ„¢ her man!
Make Willie sing soprano
Hill channels Jim McGarrett:
“Handcuff…and snip…’im, Dan-o!â€
SkilSawâ„¢ her man!
Show black-thonged babes he’s harmless
It beats saltpeter in his oat bra-a-a-an
(Oh, ba-aby!) SkilSawâ„¢…her man!
[Chorus]
SkilSawâ„¢ her man!
Neuterize Slick’s libido
Squelch his urge to cavort in
A skimpy racing Speed-oâ„¢
SkilSawâ„¢ her man!
Slick won’t need more Viagraâ„¢
With Hill’s stallion-to-gelding pla-a-a-an
(Ouch, ba-aby!) SkilSawâ„¢…her man!
[Tag]
SkilSawâ„¢ her man!
Make Brokeback Mountain ewes safe
Slick will be dating Elton Jo-o-o-o-ohn
(Thay, ba-aby!) SkilSaw™…her ma-a-an!
18 Ms RightWing, Ink // Jan 29, 2007 at 4:44 pm
Well, the Great One said it a little more plain than I did, whew.
19 Rock Slatestone // Jan 29, 2007 at 4:50 pm
Did anyone else shutter at the thought of Hillary being Commander in Chief?
How about chief bottle washer instead.
20 Just Ranting // Jan 29, 2007 at 5:05 pm
Great Santini,
Wonderful as usual…but did you have to bring up Slick Willie in a thong so close to dinner time on the East Coast? Come to think of it, there really isn’t a good time to mention it. Yeeeesh!
21 LuckyDog // Jan 29, 2007 at 5:42 pm
Hillary Bobbit Rodham Bobbit Clinton Bobbit, Have kitchen knife, will travel.
22 The Great Santini // Jan 29, 2007 at 5:58 pm
Ms Righty:
Hildebeest is just ruthless enough to, um, concoct such a schism!
Just Ranting:
Thanks a lot. The “thong” line alluded to what Monica, Queen of the Snapping Thongs, was wearing under her, uh, sarong during her Oval Office sexcapades with El Humidor, the cigar-man. But, I agree with you-just the thought of Slick in a Speed-oâ„¢ is truly revolting.
23 The SpyGlass Chronicle » Blog Archive » Hillary Clinton the Great Neutralizer // Jan 29, 2007 at 7:06 pm
[...] “If a bad man knows me at all,†she said, “he knows that I have always been able protect my liberty to pursue my vision for the future and I can do the same for the United States of America when I’m commander in chief.†[Hat Tip: Scott Ott / ScrappleFace] [...]
24 onlineanalyst // Jan 29, 2007 at 7:34 pm
The more blatant of the shrews at the “peace” rally were heard to screech “Pull…out…NOW!!! That tells us all we need to know about neutralizing.
Madame Hillary is throwing down the gauntlet of a challenge to President Bush that we must be out of Iraq by the next general election. What? Does she think that she is running against Bush?
Like a good little demagogue, the privileged princess of an upper-middle class upbringing rallies the rabble with populist slogans of little substance.
25 meesterbig // Jan 29, 2007 at 11:57 pm
Lil’ miss ‘Stand by her Man’ said in Iowa that she will make an excellent (female) Commander in Chief, and is plenty tough enough to face down all enemies of the USA (as long as the enemy does not look like a Rick Lazio approaching her lectern during the 2000 New York Senate debate…..)
26 SFGalSJG // Jan 30, 2007 at 2:42 pm
Hillary Clinton makes her case to elect a different kind of “bush” into office
http://www.atomfilms.com/film/rodham_rap.jsp
27 Darthmeister // Jan 30, 2007 at 10:00 pm
Did sHrillary really mean “neuter” when she said “neutralize”? If so the half her work is already done since virtually every liberal male I know has already been neutered.
28 Hillary Clinton the Great Neutralizer | ZardozZ News and Reviews // Mar 26, 2011 at 5:45 pm
[...] and I can do the same for the United States of America when I’m commander in chief.” [Hat Tip: Scott Ott / ScrappleFace]Satire folks. Hillary know how to neutralize men. Barack Obama watch your back. Tags: politics, [...]
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