(2006-12-13) — In response to this week’s international conference, hosted by Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, exploring the “myth” of the “Holocaust“, White House officials said today that President George Bush will consider sponsoring a conference that questions “whether Ahmadinejad happened.”
The proposed gathering of historians will be held “sooner than you think,” according to sources, and will invite experts to submit research papers “proving that Ahmadinejad actually existed.”
“Historians initially rely on physical evidence and first-hand accounts from close associates,” said one unnamed source. “So there must be something around to examine and surviving colleagues to interview in order to establish that someone was a historical figure, and not just a legend that vanished in the mist.”
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1 JamesonLewis3rd // Dec 13, 2006 at 8:14 am
God Bless America
2 Scott Ott // Dec 13, 2006 at 8:17 am
Conference to Explore Whether Ahmadinejad Happened…
by Scott Ott(2006-12-13) — In response to this week’s international conference, hosted by Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, exploring the “myth” of the “Holocaust“, White House officials said today that President George Bush will consi…
3 sojourner // Dec 13, 2006 at 8:27 am
Sadly, Ahmadinejad probably won’t vanish in the mist when Israel sends their retaliatory nukes to Iran. He’ll be in some bunker far below. It will be really sad if America didn’t do something to stop the Iranians from unleashing nuclear war on this planet.
4 Public Eye // Dec 13, 2006 at 8:48 am
Hitler Disavows Holocaust Conference…
Former German Chancellor Adolph Hitler criticized the Holocaust conference in Tehran today, calling it the craziest thing hes ever heard.
Iran is hosting the conference to determine whether the Holocaust had happened of not. It featured, among…
5 Holocaust Hoaxers Found! | Basil's Blog // Dec 13, 2006 at 8:48 am
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6 Maggie // Dec 13, 2006 at 8:51 am
Good Morning Everybody!
Yes, there is an Ahmadinejad and we had better take him very seriously soon.
7 onlineanalyst // Dec 13, 2006 at 9:00 am
Most surely Ahmadaboutjihad “happened” because the first reliable witness, his mother, had to be treated for toxic shock syndrome following his delivery.
BTW Without that first eye-opening cup of coffee, I read the early lines of this story as irrational conference, not . Then I decided that I was correct anyway, especially when attendee David Duke is described as a scholar.
8 conserve-a-tips // Dec 13, 2006 at 9:01 am
Good morning all. It is cold but is getting warmer. It is supposed to be 70 here tomorrow. Can you believe it? I wonder…does Global Warming just happen in spurts as a result of driving patterns? You know, lots of people on the road today and so we have Global Warming tomorrow - not many people on the road last week and we have a blizzad. It’s all about those emissions, don’t ya know?
Ahm-a-durn-nut-job and David-the-Duke have been spotted at a German army surplus store, trying on brown shirts, arm bands and knee boots. Duke seemed especially intrigued with an antique diamond-studded lapel pin that is said to look like a funky pinwheel cross.
Unfortunately, both men are real, but here’s hoping that Bush has the Truman wherewithall to make sure the members of this meeting are a memory that generations, down the road, can debate the reality of their actual existence.
9 kajun // Dec 13, 2006 at 10:35 am
Ahmadinejad was originally a native of Iceland…he bought an old piece of carpet—sat on it—and vanished in the mist. When he reappeared, he was miracelously (sp) riding a camel in Iran.
10 gafisher // Dec 13, 2006 at 10:47 am
Barney Snoble reports sales of the new book, If I Did It, could exceed those of the author’s previous work, Mein Kampf.
11 mig // Dec 13, 2006 at 10:58 am
So Ahmadinejad is questioning the one thing that he admires so much about Hiltler. The final solution!
Or like AlGore does he want to claim to be the inventor of the REAL final solution?
My brain hurts today.
12 Ms RightWing, Ink // Dec 13, 2006 at 11:20 am
Stoke them furnaces baby because Ahmadinejad is going to exist. Then 50 years from now someone can make a few bucks on Abu Taintru’s best selling book Ahmadinejad’s List
13 Just Ranting // Dec 13, 2006 at 11:22 am
10,000,000TH!!!!
14 Ms RightWing, Ink // Dec 13, 2006 at 11:22 am
P.S. It is a balmy 52 degrees here in the once dirty old factory town. And why could I not get on Scrapple this morning. I demand an accounting of what goes on, on the other side of my computer screen
15 gafisher // Dec 13, 2006 at 11:27 am
Ain’t nobody here but us pixels, Ms. RightWing.
16 Analchord // Dec 13, 2006 at 11:37 am
Who cut ahmadinejad’s hair? If this isn’t proof that Iran is China’s puppet, then I dont know what is. “Lookie, we send you barbers first, then you get IEDs”.
Mullets for Mullahs.
17 Bill's Bites // Dec 13, 2006 at 11:44 am
Conference to Explore Whether Ahmadinejad Happened…
Conference to Explore Whether Ahmadinejad Happened (2006-12-13) — In response to this week’s international conference, hosted by Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, exploring the “myth” of the “Holocaust“, White House officials said toda…
18 GnuCarSmell // Dec 13, 2006 at 11:47 am
Just for fun, NATO will hold a conference to study whether Mohammed actually happened or was just a hoax. One theory is that neo-cons invented Mohammed to keep the Middle East stuck in the Dark Ages — the so-called Oil-For-Prophet scheme.
19 RedPepper // Dec 13, 2006 at 11:59 am
Yes, Virginia, there really is an Ahmanutjob …
20 Darthmeister // Dec 13, 2006 at 12:17 pm
Ahmadaboutjihad is proof there needed to be a little more chlorine in his gene pool.
21 Darthmeister // Dec 13, 2006 at 12:54 pm
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22 conserve-a-tips // Dec 13, 2006 at 12:55 pm
GnuCarSmell, really funny. Oil-for-Prophet scheme..hee hee.
Darthmeister - And I am all for a bag of ShockIt to be added to that chlorine. (also known as Shock and Awe)
23 conserve-a-tips // Dec 13, 2006 at 12:57 pm
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24 Analchord // Dec 13, 2006 at 3:04 pm
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25 upnorthlurkin // Dec 13, 2006 at 3:46 pm
Hey you guys! Santa is watching….he sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake, he knows if you’ve been bad or good, so be good for goodness’ sake!! What did y’all say that was so naughty?!! Three deleteds in a row!!
26 bystander // Dec 13, 2006 at 3:49 pm
Bush has enrolled in the John Kerry School of Decision Making and has already completed Lesson #1, ” Don’t get rushed into making decisions ” with high honors.
Next week he will be taking Lesson #2, “When to reveal your decision”.
That will be followed by Lesson #3 “Rethinking your decision”
The Dean has estimated that Mr. Bush will complete the course in good time by December 2008.
27 camojack // Dec 13, 2006 at 3:53 pm
I might never know what Darthmeister said that got [deleted], but I’m guessing that a couple of comments above this one were in response thereto.
ON topic, it’d be nice if Ahmadinejad stopped “happening”…
28 GnuCarSmell // Dec 13, 2006 at 4:22 pm
Officials with the Israeli Defense Forces have predicted that the nation of Iran never happened. An unnamed IDF spokesman explained that “the land mass we call Iran has always been a radioactive wasteland, and could not possibly support human life — including its subspecies. We’ll be able to document this soon.”
The IDF will sponsor a Iran Denial Conference after more proof is available.
29 conserve-a-tips // Dec 13, 2006 at 4:43 pm
I don’t think that I wrote anything naughty, Upnorthlurkin. I think that it actually tried to post it twice, because I got a message saying that it appeared that I had already said the same thing. It was kind of a wierd message. Anyway, if I am not mistaken, the posted message was the last thing that I wrote. Personally, I think it is all Bush’s fault.
30 JamesonLewis3rd // Dec 13, 2006 at 4:50 pm
CAIR Encourages Muslims To Sue Airlines because they care.
One of my neighbors looked at me funny and said something I’m sure was derogatory under his breath this afternoon because I wouldn’t give him and his pit bull a cigarette. I’m calling the ACLU right now.
31 upnorthlurkin // Dec 13, 2006 at 5:08 pm
I have the address for US Airways and the Dept of Transportation ( contemplating fining US Airways) in case anyone wants to send notes of support in the flying Imam fiasco…
32 conserve-a-tips // Dec 13, 2006 at 5:56 pm
I would love to send them a note Upnorth. And James, I am proud of you for not being an enabler and feeding that dog’s filthy habit. I can’t stand a pup with smoker’s cough…and those yellow toenails…yuck.
33 Darthmeister // Dec 13, 2006 at 7:32 pm
camojack,
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Of course this explanation might get [deleted],too. Rather mild stuff but I can understand Scott’s reasons for keeping discussions on a higher plane … if that’s ever possible with neverthink around.
34 Darthmeister // Dec 13, 2006 at 7:53 pm
Here’s a veeeeery interesting analysis about the actual significance of the Saudis claiming the “Arab world is about to explode.” Could it be that the Sunni Saudis will involve themselves in a showdown with the Shia Iranians? Pure speculation, of course, but stay tuned, the Iranian apocalypse just might be around the corner.
35 Anonymous // Dec 13, 2006 at 8:10 pm
Archeologists some day may find a retarded looking semi homo (lol) sapian with a beard under the glass desert in New America. I say we call the species I AM A JIHAD DONE and FAILED. (SAY IT SEVERAL TIMES FAST) Current spelling is Hitler.
36 Anonymous // Dec 13, 2006 at 8:11 pm
SORRY ALL ITS ME LIBBY
37 onlineanalyst // Dec 13, 2006 at 8:56 pm
Shouldn’t we be calling in the arbiter of “it never happened,” Bill Klintoon, to determine Ahmadaboutjihad’s status?
BTW Is Jon Carry up to his old tricks a la Paris for Viet Nam negotiations? He and three of his senatorial rat-pack members are visiting Baby Assad in Syria for a talking tour, against the wishes of the White House and the State Department. Who made them spokesmen for policy? Check it out: http://www.haaretz.com/hasen/pages/ShArt.jhtml?itemNo=800744&contrassID=1&subContrassID=1
38 everthink // Dec 13, 2006 at 8:58 pm
camojack,
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39 Darthmeister // Dec 13, 2006 at 11:44 pm
The KosKidz find themselves agreeing with David Duke! Looks like he’s returned to his real Democratic roots now. Remember, this is the nutbag who ran in the Democratic Presidential primaries in 1988! He’s run on the Republican fringe several times in hopes of getting back in Congress but even that’s not working.
I guess he’s come full circle and given his hatred for “Zionists” (code for “Joooooooooos”), he’s sounding not only like the Islamist kooks but also like those on the American left! The liberal media even referred to him as a “U.S. academic” at this latest Iranian Holocaust denial conference. What a whack job.
40 Darthmeister // Dec 13, 2006 at 11:45 pm
…doh!
41 Darthmeister // Dec 14, 2006 at 8:32 am
Found out earlier this morning that the 24 year old son of a family friend of ours died in a motorcycle accident in Arizona. He was going a “high rate of speed” when it happened. As you can imagine they are very distraught over the whole thing. Their last name is Busey, please keep them in your prayers during this difficult time.
42 Pros and Cons » Blowback, defined … Or … Give ‘em enough rope … // Dec 14, 2006 at 9:56 pm
[…] Russia and Serbia both have this thing about Nazi atrocities, since they are the justifying raison de etre for their recent and very much lamented (at home) empires. Hey Ahmedinejaad? How’re your relations with China and India? Hope the Chinese bid for respectability doesn’t prevent them from wielding that last security council veto on your behalf, and the Indians’ hatred for your Sunni rival Pakistan makes them overlook your tactical alliance with al Quaeda. Hat tip, DEBKA. Maybe we’ll evacuate Iraq by way of Tehran? […]
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