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Democrat Plan Summarized in One Word: Draft

by Scott Ott · 41 Comments

(2006-11-20) — Rep. Charles Rangel, D-NY, yesterday unveiled the Democrat plan for boosting the minimum wage, providing free healthcare to millions more Americans, increasing college attendance, reducing greenhouse gas emissions and preventing future U.S. wars of aggression.

“Our plan is so simple and elegant that it can be stated in one word — draft,” said Rep. Rangel. “By implementing a military draft, we’ll provide a living wage and free healthcare to our new involuntary soldiers and their families, plus we’ll give them college money after their term of service.”

The New York Democrat, who has proposed a draft several times before, said taking many of the 18-to-26 year-olds off the nation’s highways will decrease the number of automobile fatalities and drastically reduce greenhouse gas emissions.

The most crucial element of the Draft America Plan, he said, is creation of a huge military force comprised of less-motivated troops in case the president must decide whether to go to war with North Korea or Iran, or to expand the global war on terror in other lands.

“Right now, it’s the skill and passion of our all-volunteer force that gives George Bush the arrogance to challenge our enemies on their soil,” Rep. Rangel said. “With a military full of reluctant conscripts, Bush won’t be so cocky. We’ll be safer because, as we all know, when American troops stay home fewer terrorists are created.”

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41 responses so far ↓

  • 1 MargeinMI // Nov 20, 2006 at 6:37 am

    God Bless America!

  • 2 MargeinMI // Nov 20, 2006 at 6:41 am

    The plan is so simple, yet elegant. Hey, let’s put the whole durn country on the dole, assign them government jobs (including the military) and just band together! I know, I know [jumping up and down] we can call it………communism!!!!!! That’s the ticket!

  • 3 MargeinMI // Nov 20, 2006 at 6:42 am

    Monday Early Bird Trifecta!

  • 4 Scott Ott // Nov 20, 2006 at 6:44 am

    Democrat Plan Summarized in One Word: Draft…

    by Scott Ott(2006-11-20) — Rep. Charles Rangel, D-NY, yesterday unveiled the Democrat plan for boosting the minimum wage, providing free healthcare to millions more Americans, increasing college attendance, reducing greenhouse gas emissions and……

  • 5 egospeak // Nov 20, 2006 at 7:00 am

    Gosh, why didn’t somebody think of that years ago? Too bad someone of Charlie Rangel’s genius wasn’t prresident back in 1973 when the decision was made to end the draft! To think, all this time, the answer to all our problems was so simple. Oh well, as the old saying goes, simple answers for simple people.

    Regards,

  • 6 Sandy Burglar // Nov 20, 2006 at 7:01 am

    Remember how the draft was supposedly a Rebuplican plot?…and all the young people believed it?…yeah…

  • 7 RedPepper // Nov 20, 2006 at 7:11 am

    There is a draft between Congressman Rangel’s ears !

  • 8 Fred Sinclair // Nov 20, 2006 at 7:51 am

    GREAT IDEA!!! Only, so that no one is left out - draft everyone 11 years of age and older.

    The Seniors, assigned to the knitting Brigade could knit the wool caps, “Wooly Pully” sweaters and socks for the rest of the Army.

    The teenagers could run all of the computers.

    Some of the better qualified Grandmas & Gramps could be assigned to the Cooks and Bakers Brigade.

    All children under 11 could be assigned to Democrat’s Re-education School Brigade, (to ensure proper brainwashing”.

    Since this has to be a 100% draft; Rep. Charles Rangel, D-NY could lead and show the way by becoming “Conscript #1″, he could be assigned to the Mops and Buckets Brigade, comprised of the rest of the Congress, Media & Movie/TV personalities.

    John F. Kerry could be assigned to the Parade and Review Brigade.

    Great idea Chuck; Let us see you - Lead by example!!!

    Fred Sinclair, Heirborn Ranger

  • 9 gafisher // Nov 20, 2006 at 8:14 am

    This could finally bring the Dodgers back into the major leagues!

  • 10 Darthmeister // Nov 20, 2006 at 8:18 am

    Liberals warned me that if I voted for George Bush for President in 2004, a draft would be right around the corner. And darned if Charlie Rangle isn’t making this prognostication come true!

  • 11 Hawkeye // Nov 20, 2006 at 8:23 am

    Funny Scott, but we should call it the “Draft America Right Now!” Plan… Rangel’s D.A.R.N. Plan.

    (:D) Regards…

  • 12 Possumtrot // Nov 20, 2006 at 8:33 am

    I’m certainly impressed.

    Lead from the front, Charlie. I am hiding and waiting.

  • 13 Ms RightWing, Ink // Nov 20, 2006 at 8:36 am

    Where’s Country Joe and the Fish when we need them

  • 14 onlineanalyst // Nov 20, 2006 at 8:44 am

    Well! Rangel’s plan should certainly put a chill up the spine of the pacifists. Or is he trying to build momentum for the protesters?

    Take a look at this assessment of another Leftie about why the Dems won at the midterms. Hayes, writing at The Nation, attributes economic populism as the message that resonated with voters. Somehow the beauty of free-market economy is lost on the Left. (It’s always wise to learn what the opposition’s viewpoint is in order to refute its illogic.)

  • 15 mig // Nov 20, 2006 at 8:44 am

    Draft? Why do we need a draft now, I thought we were redeploying the troops to Texas. I thought we were supporting the military by bringing them home. Do we need to the draft to bring all the equipment home? Geesh, that will put my husband out of work. Then I’ll be on the dole too. huh. Okay then.

  • 16 mig // Nov 20, 2006 at 8:48 am

    I support the Military but not the war. That’s like: I support teachers but not education.
    (Direct quote from a speech at the Massing of the Colors on Veterans Day.)

  • 17 JamesonLewis3rd // Nov 20, 2006 at 9:00 am

    I don’t think there should be a draft, either. That is, as in the old days of the lottery-style draft, where some went and some didn’t and there were loop-holes which could be purchased for those who could afford them. And especially when the reason that Rangle wants it reinstated is as some bizarre form of punishment for those with whom he disagrees.

    As I said in the previous thread: I think military service should be compulsory for all US citizens. I think the Israelis have to do two years service before the age of 25 (or something like that). I believe this country would benefit immensely from such a program.

  • 18 Maggie // Nov 20, 2006 at 9:12 am

    Draft?
    We already have a draft coming coming from Democrat hot-air windbags in Congress.

  • 19 Ms RightWing, Ink // Nov 20, 2006 at 9:12 am

    Does someone feel a draft? How about closing the door.

  • 20 Maggie // Nov 20, 2006 at 9:15 am

    re #18 (coming)…you’ll only need to read one of them.

  • 21 Maggie // Nov 20, 2006 at 9:16 am

    Good Morning Ms Right Wing,Ink

  • 22 conserve-a-tips // Nov 20, 2006 at 9:36 am

    Good morning all. Hope yer as fit as the biceps on the Incredible Hulk.

    Draft? We dun’ need no steenkin’ draft.

  • 23 Darthmeister // Nov 20, 2006 at 9:39 am

    Say, Beerme, a draft beer about now sounds pretty good, don’t ya think?

    I think Rangle is daft about the draft. He’s engaged in nothing less than political grandstanding and is another prime example of liberal cynicism at its worst.

    From a high school varsity baseball team I helped coached in 2003, we’ve had five of our players volunteer to serve their country during this time of great need. My son will soon follow once he gets his degree from the U of I.

    These aren’t poor, inner city kids but rather the cream of the crop of a private prep school. Our coaching staff watched silly teenagers become young men in overcoming adversity on the playing field, finish the season with one of the best records the school had seen against public schools with ten times the students, and now serving their country with distinciton.

    One has already served a tour of duty in Iraq and returned, three others are presently serving in the sandbox and the last one will graduate this year and transition from the Naval ROTC to naval flying school.

    This is the kind of Americans that an all volunteer force is producing, people of action. And to a man they despise the do-nothing anti-war crowd who are making their jobs more difficult by constantly denigrating their mission before the enemies of this country (their words, not mine).

  • 24 conserve-a-tips // Nov 20, 2006 at 9:53 am

    Darthmeister, thanks for the positive info on our volunteer armed forces. I just wonder what in the world Rangle has to gain from this, because the man never does anything that doesn’t benefit him personally. I feel like Deja Vu all over again. I remember the draft of my teenage years and how I voted for Nixon as a Democrat because he promised to get rid of it. Here is a great link to an explanation of the history.

    A very interesting exerpt is as follows: “Once in office in 1969, Nixon found he had made a campaign promise opposed by much of the top military brass, many of his supporters in Congress and his two top military-oriented appointees, national security advisor, Henry Kissinger, and defense secretary, Mel Laird. A very vocal volunteer force supporter was a young congressman from Illinois, Don Rumsfeld, who introduced legislation supporting the proposal; and while Senate and House hearings were held on his bill, nothing happened. Rumsfeld later joined the Nixon staff.”

    Who’d a thought it? :-)

  • 25 conserve-a-tips // Nov 20, 2006 at 9:55 am

    Heh! I’m blue! Thanks Scott and Redpepper!

  • 26 JamesonLewis3rd // Nov 20, 2006 at 11:08 am

    Captain Ed weighs in on this topic here.

  • 27 GnuCarSmell // Nov 20, 2006 at 11:44 am

    I am against a draft, but might support a gentle breeze — particularly one that blows Rangel out of earshot.

  • 28 Bill's Bites // Nov 20, 2006 at 11:53 am

    Democrat Plan Summarized in One Word: Draft…

    See previous related: Rangel says he’ll introduce a bill to bring back the draft Draft-mongering Dems Michelle Malkin They just can’t help themselves. In case you needed to be reminded which party puts playing politics with the war above serious…

  • 29 Beerme // Nov 20, 2006 at 12:25 pm

    Draft beer, not people!

    I once had a bumper sticker with that phrase pasted on my 1972 GTO…

  • 30 Laughing@You // Nov 20, 2006 at 1:02 pm

    Hey Beerme,

    “Draft beer, not people!”

    What were you in 1972, some Pinko Commie?

  • 31 Laughing@You // Nov 20, 2006 at 1:03 pm

    Hey, who among you wouldn’t like a nice uniform? Think about it Hank. If you insist on “Goose-stepping” you should at least look the part.

    George is over doing “Freedom’s work” in Indonesia. Have you seen the crowds? Looks like the Democrats like Dumbyah alot more than those Indonesians.

    Is the jury still out on Dumbyah’s place in history?

  • 32 Laughing@You // Nov 20, 2006 at 1:07 pm

    Is the jury still out on those who put him in office?

  • 33 Laughing@You // Nov 20, 2006 at 1:23 pm

    Mig,

    Is the Military to war, as teachers are to education?

    If it is, then “Johnny” can’t shoot either.”

  • 34 azredneck // Nov 20, 2006 at 1:31 pm

    Happy days are here again!

  • 35 Laughing@You // Nov 20, 2006 at 1:39 pm

    Ok, Ok, hold the laughter for now; but, I know you won’t be able to “hold it in” when the long overdue oversight hearings begin in January.

    You have heard the phrase: “Checks and Balances” haven’t you?

    Lesson one: American Presidents are not kings.

    Military CNC, is not CNC over Citizens.

  • 36 rightlinx.com » Blog Archive » Laugh Links // Nov 20, 2006 at 1:55 pm

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  • 37 Darthmeister // Nov 20, 2006 at 5:08 pm

    Lesson one: American Presidents are not kings.>/i>

    And neither are partisan hack Congressman with political axes to grind. If as Commander-in-Chief President Bush has engaged in “high crimes and misdemeanors” while conducting the GWOT, then so have FDR, Wilson, and Lincoln in spades. I guess they never “lied”, suspended the Writ of Habeas Corpus, monitored domestic phone calls and international telegraphy messages or censored mail. The left is begging to start a civil war right here in the United States by recklessly impeaching a president during a time of war with its goose-stepping kangaroo courts of venomous partisanship.

  • 38 Darthmeister // Nov 20, 2006 at 5:10 pm

    Lesson one: American Presidents are not kings.

    And neither are partisan hack Congressmen with political axes to grind. If as Commander-in-Chief President Bush has engaged in “high crimes and misdemeanors” while conducting the GWOT then so have FDR, Wilson, and Lincoln in spades. I guess they never “lied”, suspended the Writ of Habeas Corpus, monitored domestic phone calls and international telegraphy messages or censored mail. The left is begging to start a civil war right here in the United States by recklessly impeaching a president during a time of war with its goose-stepping kangaroo courts of venomous partisanship.

  • 39 seneuba // Nov 20, 2006 at 5:46 pm

    Everything else from the 60’s and 70’s seems to be back into style: Why not this???

    Sheesh! Where do we dredge up idiots like Chuck (St)rangle? It would be nice to, for once - JUST ONCE - get a minor dose of common sense from someone in Congress.

  • 40 Laughing@You // Nov 20, 2006 at 6:48 pm

    Darthmeister,

    Thread: Secret U.S. Iraq Plan: Go Public, Go Home, Go Mecca
    Post 7
    You say: “Trolls just love tossing around provocative and often pejorative terms without any facts to back them up.” Comment by Darthmeister - November 20, 2006 @ 12:48 pm

    Then, you post.

    Thread: Democrat Plan Summarized in One Word: Draft

    Post 37& 38

    You say: “And neither are partisan hack Congressman with political axes to grind.”

    And then you say: “… its goose-stepping kangaroo courts of venomous partisanship.”

    Finally you foolishly add: “The left is begging to start a civil war right here in the United States by recklessly impeaching a president during a time of war …”
    Comment by Darthmeister - November 20, 2006 @ 5:08 pm

    “The left is begging to start a civil war right here in the United States by recklessly impeaching a president during a time of war …”

    Hey, Timothy McVeigh; it sounds like you are threatening somebody here?

  • 41 Mgotez // Nov 21, 2006 at 12:07 pm

    Here’s a thought! A previous poster mentioned that there would have to be Something to benefit Chucky. The idea behind all this might be to scare the general public into demanding a quicker pullout/runaway etc from Iraq so the draft wouldn’t be needed…
    There’s that!

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