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Dean: Dem Poll Workers Can’t Tell GOP Voters Apart

by Scott Ott · No Comments

(2005-06-08) — Many Republicans probably voted for George Bush dozens, if not hundreds, of times in 2004, according to Democrat party Chairman Howard Dean, “by taking advantage of the fact that Democrat poll workers have difficulty distinguishing individuals from among a crowd of white Christians.”

“Thanks to their pale skin, round eyes and khaki trousers, Republicans just blend in,” said Mr. Dean. “So they vote, get in the back of the line and vote again. And because they’ve never made an honest living in their lives, they could do that all day long.”

The party chief announced that the Democrat National Committee will invest $50 million in developing protocols to help poll workers tell the difference between one Republican and the next.

A spokesman for the DNC later clarified the comments, noting that, “Chairman Dean intended his offensive remarks to be heard only by party loyalists, not the general public.”

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0 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Overtaken by Events // Jun 8, 2005 at 10:15 am

    Screamin’ Deanies

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  • 2 Anonymous // Jun 8, 2005 at 10:25 am

    Dean Defends Criticism of Republican Party

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  • 3 Mark in Mexico // Jun 8, 2005 at 2:14 pm

    Good Company

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  • 4 Funmurphys: the Blog // Jun 8, 2005 at 2:26 pm

    BooYa!

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  • 5 Elephant In My Coffee // Jun 8, 2005 at 9:44 pm

    Get your

    Scrapple Face is at it again.

    Maybe they could run the DNC - they could only do better than Dean & at least we all could get a laugh!

  • 6 The Land of Ozz // Jun 9, 2005 at 7:16 am

    Thursday, June 09, 2005

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  • 7 Mudville Gazette // Jun 9, 2005 at 7:24 am

    Dawn Patrol

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