Google Brings ‘Thrill of Public Library’ to Your Desktop
(2004-12-14) — A cooperative venture between Google, the internet search engine company, and several major universities promises to bring “the thrill of the public library” to home and office, making it easier for millions of ordinary people to access the contents of books that few want to read.
“Studies show that 80 percent of U.S. families did not buy or read a book last year, and 58 percent of adults never read another book after high school,” said a Google spokesman. “When this project is complete, we’ll place tens of thousands of volumes of classic literature at their fingertips, where they can fail to read them in the privacy of their own homes.”
If the project succeeds, the source said, public libraries could dispose of their collections of flammable dust-magnets (trade jargon for ‘books’) and could finally focus on their primary mission — reheating homeless people while they surf the net at broadband speeds.
“And for those who enjoy a lazy afternoon reading a book, doing so online will enhance their enjoyment of this leisurely pursuit,” said the Google source. “In fact, with a dial-up internet connection it could take as long as three leisurely minutes just to turn the page.”
