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November 26, 2004

Breakthrough: Iran to Aim Smaller Warheads at Euro Cities

(2004-11-26) — After a week of tough negotiating by France, Germany and Britain, the Islamic Republic of Iran has conceded to reduce the size of nuclear warheads it will use in the eventual bombing of Paris, Berlin and London.

“Iran blinked,” said French Foreign Minister Michel Barnier, who is a man. “We have achieved everything we wanted in these negotiations. Our capital cities will be spared to a certain degree and Iran has pledged to stop enriching uranium, while retaining 20 operating centrifuges, and continuing to process plutonium. This is a great victory of diplomacy.”

A spokesman for Iran’s President Mohammad Khatami said, “The Europeans are vigorous negotiators, and we have made deep concessions. The eventual survivors in Paris, Berlin and London will express gratitude to Allah when they compare their lot with the fate of Jerusalem and New York.”

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  1. Scrappleface Uncommented

    BREAKTHROUGH: IRAN TO AIM SMALLER WARHEADS AT EURO CITIESAfter a week of tough negotiating by France, Germany and Britain, the Islamic Republic of Iran has conceded to reduce the size of nuclear warheads it will use in the eventual bombing…

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