(2004-11-10) — Palestinian officials said this morning that ailing leader Yassir Arafat, who is alive, may soon approve his own death certificate.
“In the Palestinian Authority, all significant actions require the Chairman’s consent,” said an unnamed aide to Mr. Arafat, “No one but the Chairman can sign off on his death certificate, so that is why we are waiting patiently at his bedside.”
Witnesses, who have visited the Paris hospital room where Mr. Arafat is deliberating, said the death certificate and a pen rest on a tray table above the Chairman’s bed.
“We don’t want to pressure him,” said the source. “He’s a very thoughtful man. And we would not presume to tell a Nobel Peace Prize winner when it’s time to rest in peace.”
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1 Ed Driscoll.com // Nov 11, 2004 at 3:54 am
He’s Dead, Jim!
Yasser Arafat has assumed room temperature. In true AP/NYT-style, the original second paragraph had the most astonishing and nauseating bit of moral equivalence that I’ve read in a long time:Yasser Arafat, who triumphantly forced his people’s plight in…