(2004-07-21) — Former Clinton national security advisor Samuel R. “Sandy” Berger today returned the orginal copy of the U.S. Constitution to the National Archives.
“It was an honest mistake,” said Mr. Berger, who until this morning was an advisor to Democrat presidential hopeful John Forbes Kerry. “I accidentally wrapped the Constitution around my left leg and mistakenly secured it with rubber bands.”
A spokesman for the National Archives said he was pleased to have the Constitution back.
“Until Mr. Berger returned it,” said the source, “our prime suspects were all in the federal judiciary.”
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1 democrats give conservatives indigestion // Jul 21, 2004 at 2:15 pm
An honest mistake
DRINK ALERT TIME! Sandy Berger has returned the US Constitution to the National Archives. ScrappleFace has the scoop!…
2 Pejmanesque // Jul 21, 2004 at 5:19 pm
A CLUTTERED DESK MAY BE THE SIGN OF A CLUTTERED MIND . . .
But this excuse is just absurd: Bill Clinton defended his embattled national security adviser Tuesday as a man who “always got things right,” even if his desk was a mess. “We were all laughing about it on the way over…
3 JOE'S BLOG // Jul 21, 2004 at 8:49 pm
KERRY AIDE ARRESTED
This isn’t the first time. See Michelle Malkin Also Powerline Scrappleface…
4 The Belfry Blogger // Jul 22, 2004 at 3:33 am
More on the Bummbling Berg(L)er
The WSJ Has an excellent article: Berger on the ‘Wall’ | The election debate behind the documents-in-pants caper “We’ll grant that visions of a former National Security Adviser stuffing classified documents down his trousers or socks makes for good cop…
5 marcland // Jul 22, 2004 at 9:38 am
Chortle!
…snicker……
6 The Club for Growth Blog // Jul 22, 2004 at 10:30 am
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7 Who Tends the Fires // Jul 23, 2004 at 2:41 pm
“NEWS” that was *NOT* inadverdantly stuffed down our pants…
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8 Michelle Malkin // Jul 25, 2004 at 11:33 am
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