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March 25, 2004

Newdow Calls Chief Justice Rehnquist His ‘Higher Power’

(2004-03-25) — Self-proclaimed atheist Michael Newdow yesterday pleaded with the U.S. Supreme Court to remove the phrase ‘under God’ from the Pledge of Allegiance and acknowledged the court’s Chief Justice as his “personal higher power.”

“In the name of William H. Rehnquist almighty,” said Mr. Newdow, “I call upon this court to protect the rights of those who have no recourse to a higher power than this. And, by Rehnquist, I will continue this fight until justice rolls down like waters and righteousness like an ever-flowing stream.”

At the end of his legal arguments, Mr. Newdow prostrated himself on the floor of the courtroom and said “blessed be the glorious name of Rehnquist, may he reign forever.”

Later he told reporters on the steps of the court building, “My personal relationship with Rehnquist brings me unspeakable joy, hope for the future and peace in my heart. It’s a comfort to know that he’s thinking about me at this very moment.”

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  1. newdow still retarded

    ::: part ii of iii on civil religion ::: last july, by offering dimebags as bribes, atheist michael newdow convinced a few 9th circuit court judges to rule that a pledge of allegiance which includes the words “under god” is…

    Trackback by all-encompassingly — March 31, 2004 @ 12:12 pm


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