(2002-10-03) — According to a new scientific study, unless all humans are evacuated from the planet, the Earth will soon become uninhabitable.
The new research proves that human buildings, paved areas, logging and agricultural lands are more dangerous to the biosphere than even the dread greenhouse gasses.
“We must evacuate the planet,” said Dr. Al Armist, who co-authored the study. “It’s the only way to make the place liveable. Then of course, we can never come back, because that would just start the destruction of Mother Earth all over again.”
Dr. Armist is working on a new project to develop rockets that don’t emit exhaust so all humans can leave the planet “without making things worse than they already are.”

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