Albright: ‘Rings’ Sequel Timed to Benefit Bush
(2003-12-21) — Former Secretary of State Madeleine Albright suggested today that the Bush administration influenced the timing of the release of the blockbuster movie ‘The Return of the King’ to boost the economy before the 2004 elections.
“In the first five days that movie has raked in $125 million,” said Ms. Albright. “And that doesn’t include popcorn, beverages and Sno-Caps. This is a major shot in the arm for the economy, and I find the timing suspicious. All three of these movies have been released during the Bush administration, and this one may create the economic tsunami that carries Bush to his second term.”
In related news, Democrat presidential candidate Dick Gephardt, who is boycotting ‘The Return of the King,’ said the film was a ‘miserable failure’ which sent high-paying American jobs to New Zealand.
Senator John F. Kerry, also rumored to be considering a White House bid, said, “This is a great day for America. Of course, I was one of the early supporters of adventure movies. And while George Bush can get the vicarious rush of watching a filmed battle sequence, I actually left some blood on the battlefield.”
Rival Wesley Clark said, “I support this movie, and recommend that people go to see it, but they should leave the theater as quickly as possible.”
Candidate Dennis Kucinich said, “I told you Bush was false. I told you he was tricksy.”
Rings Sequel Timed to Benefit Bush
Former Secretary of State Madeleine Albright suggested today that the Bush administration influenced the timing of the release of the…
Trackback by Ipse Dixit — December 21, 2003 @ 6:55 pm
Yet another Bush scandal
This just in: (2003-12-21) — Former Secretary of State Madeleine Albright suggested today that the Bush administration influenced the timing of the release of the blockbuster movie ‘The Return of the King’ to boost the economy before the 2004 election…
Trackback by Matthew J. Stinson | weblog — December 21, 2003 @ 10:05 pm
King of the box office
Return of the King has made $125 million since opening Wednesday, according to CNN. That’s considerably better than the five-day
Trackback by Brendan's blog — December 22, 2003 @ 1:15 am
perhaps a bit harsh
The Return of the King continues to pull in astonishing reviews, with a Rotten Tomatoes score of 97%. But not everyone is pleased. Consider the Weekly Standard’s Jonathan V. Last, for instance. Some of his points seem well taken—although I…
Trackback by andunie.net — December 22, 2003 @ 1:25 am
Bush Timed Release of ROTK
… to boost the economy to look good in the 2004 elections. And you know what else? He didn’t get
Trackback by One Sixteenth — December 22, 2003 @ 1:43 am
Heh…And then some
Scrappleface, always funny, is on a real tear lately. Here are the latest headlines:2004 Preview: High Court to Amend 1st Amendment — DNC to Capitalize on ‘Good-News Fatigue’ in 2004 — Albright: ‘Rings’ Sequel Timed to Benefit Bush — Microsoft…
Trackback by murdoc online — December 22, 2003 @ 12:58 pm
perhaps a bit harsh
The Return of the King continues to pull in astonishing reviews, with a Rotten Tomatoes score of 97%. But not everyone is pleased. Consider the Weekly Standard’s Jonathan V. Last, for instance. Some of his points seem well taken—although I…
Trackback by andunie.net — June 2, 2004 @ 2:24 am