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October 27, 2005
Miers Withdraws to 'Spend More Time with Humans'
by Scott Ott

(2005-10-27) -- Harriet Miers today withdrew her name from consideration as a Supreme Court Justice so she could "spend more time with family and friends, and just humans in general."

"During the weeks since my nomination," said Miss Miers, "as I made the rounds on Capitol Hill, I have missed the fellowship of human beings that I enjoyed on earth. So, I'm returning to the mother planet."

Miss Miers said her withdrawal was also prompted by a desire "to pursue other interests...like picking at my cornea with a dental instrument."

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