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September 26, 2005
Cindy Sheehan Arrested, Forced to Live Indoors
by Scott Ott

(2005-09-26) -- Washington D.C. police today arrested anti-war protester Cindy Sheehan, forcing her to live indoors, at least temporarily.

Police took her into custody for sitting on a sidewalk, blocking pedestrian traffic near the White House, as a crowd of her supporters chanted, "No Bush. No Wars. No law can make us live indoors."

Mrs. Sheehan, a nature enthusiast, recently spent a month camping near President George Bush's Texas ranch, sparking an outdoor-living craze among activists advocating a variety of progressive causes.

A police spokesman said the perpetually-grieving peace icon would eventually "be released into the wild."

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