by Scott Ott
(2005-08-15) -- The new Hamas Strip, formerly called the Gaza Strip, will offer Palestinian shoppers "outlet pricing" on single-use disposable vests and other hot clothing items.
As the Israeli Army today evicted Jewish residents from their homes to make room for the Hamas expansion, Islamic Resistance merchants finalized plans to set up shop in anticipation of "explosive growth."
The single-use disposable vest is "all the rage" among young Palestinian males making day trips to Israeli markets, said an unnamed Hamas spokesman.
"At the new Hamas Strip, we expect a burst of business from day one," said the source. "This is just the beginning of our regional expansion. We trust that Prime Minister Sharon will continue to use his powers of eminent domain to accommodate our growth plans."
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