by Scott Ott
(2005-07-05) -- President George Bush, on his way to the G8 Gleneagles summit in Scotland, told reporters gathered near his helicopter today that he sees a crucial connection between the two major issues on the G8 agenda -- global warming and African poverty.
"Everybody feels sorry for the poor people of Africa, because they're not industrialized yet," said the president. "But looking at the bright side, they're also not cranking out too much greenhouse gas either."
Mr. Bush said any G8 agreement on the two issues should take into account the impact African development could have on the Kyoto protocols on global warming.
"The last thing in the world we need is 20 or 30 more developed nations producing prosperity, buying up SUVs and destroying our atmosphere," he said.
The White House said the president has worked with international diplomats Bob Geldof and Bono to craft a proposal that would keep Africa in "clean, green sustainable poverty" for the foreseeable future through a series of charity rock concerts.
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