January 24, 2005
Social Security Unveils Color-Coded Alerts by Scott Ott (2005-01-24) -- To address Bush administration concerns that America's involuntary retirement savings plan faces a so-called 'crisis', the Social Security Administration today unveiled a color-coded alert system to notify citizens about the relative safety of their investments. The system offers four colors which each correspond to a simple message about your retirement investment.
A spokesman for the Social Security Administration said, "The new alert system will be as reliable as Social Security itself and should calm any fears stirred by all of this silly crisis talk." Donate | More Satire | Printer-Friendly | |
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