by Scott Ott
(2004-03-08) -- A key early indicator of the November presidential vote showed today that Sen. John Forbes Kerry leads President George Bush 2-to-1 among unnamed foreign leaders.
The quadrennial United Nations U.S. Presidential Preference Poll demonstrated what Mr. Kerry has said: "I've met foreign leaders who can't go out and say this publicly, but boy they look at you and say, 'You've got to win this, you've got to beat this guy, we need a new policy,' things like that."
Mr. Kerry's global presidential campaign is coordinated by a coalition of Hollywood celebrities who left the United States in 2000 to protest the election of Mr. Bush. The Benedict Arnold Group, a Section 527 committee named after the hero of the American revolution, has already raised some 83 million Euros on behalf of Le comité pour élire Monsieur Jean Kerry Président des Etats-Unis.
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