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February 16, 2004
Howard Dean Injured in Windmill Attack
by Scott Ott

(2004-02-16) -- On the eve of what might be his greatest political triumph to date, Democrat presidential contender Howard Dean was slightly injured tonight during an apparent attack on a windmill near Sheboygan, Wisconsin.

Mr. Dean, who has promised that even if he loses his 17th presidential contest in a row tomorrow in Wisconsin he would fight on, denied that he was injured by a windmill.

"It was no mere windmill that laid me low," said Mr. Dean. "It was one of those giant special interest corporate lobbying groups that smote me as I endeavored to cleave it in twain...Yet nothing shall deter me in this noble quest."

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