January 10, 2004
Clark Will Protect America, Read Her Bedtime Stories by Scott Ott (2004-01-10) -- Former General Wesley Clark said today that when he is president he will protect America from all terror attacks, and will also "read her bedtime stories." Yesterday, Mr. Clark told the Concord Monitor, "...if I'm president of the United States, I'm going to take care of the American people. We are not going to have one of these [terror] incidents." "America is scared," said Mr. Clark. "She's a 'fraidy-cat. So, I will snuggle America in my massive arms and guard her from the bad guys. And I will hug her, and sing to her and read Madonna's book The English Roses to America at bedtime each night." Donate | More Satire | Printer-Friendly | |
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