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January 10, 2004
Saddam Status Upgraded to P.O.W. from C.O.W
by Scott Ott

(2004-01-10) -- The status of Saddam Hussein, former dictator of Iraq, has been upgraded to Prisoner of War (P.O.W) from Captive Obnoxious Wookie (C.O.W.), according to an unnamed Pentagon spokesman.

Many on the so-called "Arab street" had complained about Mr. Hussein's treatment as a C.O.W., when video showed a U.S. military physician shining a penlight in his mouth and picking lice from his abundant hair.

His P.O.W. status will grant him certain rights under the Geneva Conventions, including visits from Red Cross officials and up to 1,000 hours of America Online (AOL) Service free.

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