ScrappleFace500.gif
Top Headlines...
:: Dean: Celebrate 2,000th Iraq Death with Dignity
:: Bush: Miers Views Not Clouded by Legal Scholarship
:: CNN Poll: Bush Would Lose Election or Be Arrested
:: Iraq Constitution Approval Another Setback for Bush
:: Sen. Coburn Offers Compromise 'Bridge to Everywhere'
:: NY Times Editor Vows Not to Be Distracted by Scandal
:: Exiled Rove Will Volunteer to Think for Bush
:: Spotlight on Miers' 'Inadequate and Insulting' Answers
:: Citing Privacy Right, Miers Rejects Roe Questions
:: Republicans to Cut Spending, Dems Back Abortion Ban
Scott Ott Premiere Speakers Bureau
Scott Ott Speaks
to Your Organization

November 21, 2003
First AP-NYT Ingenuity Prize Goes to Iraqi Insurgents
by Scott Ott

(2003-11-21) -- The first annual Associated Press-New York Times Award for Ingenuity will go to Iraqi "insurgents" for their "clever" use of animal carcasses, donkey carts, children and blackmailed civilians in their rebellion against the "U.S.-led occupation."

"We were just charmed to death by the ingenious ways these freedom fighters have found to make their political statements," said a spokesman for the AP-NYT award committee. "Their surprising tactics are reminiscent of the Taliban and the Palestinians. The Iraqi insurgents render homage to the creators of the genre, without being mindlessly derivative. It's refreshing to read of their daily innovations."

Donate | More Satire | Printer-Friendly |
Email this entry to: Your email address:
Message (optional):