ScrappleFace500.gif
Top Headlines...
:: Dean: Celebrate 2,000th Iraq Death with Dignity
:: Bush: Miers Views Not Clouded by Legal Scholarship
:: CNN Poll: Bush Would Lose Election or Be Arrested
:: Iraq Constitution Approval Another Setback for Bush
:: Sen. Coburn Offers Compromise 'Bridge to Everywhere'
:: NY Times Editor Vows Not to Be Distracted by Scandal
:: Exiled Rove Will Volunteer to Think for Bush
:: Spotlight on Miers' 'Inadequate and Insulting' Answers
:: Citing Privacy Right, Miers Rejects Roe Questions
:: Republicans to Cut Spending, Dems Back Abortion Ban
Scott Ott Premiere Speakers Bureau
Scott Ott Speaks
to Your Organization

November 12, 2003
Republicans Already Distracted During 'All-Nighter'
by Scott Ott

(2003-11-12) -- Republican Senators, who intend to "pull an all-nighter" debating judicial nominees, were already showing signs of distraction early Wednesday evening.

"They keep fidgeting," said one Senate aide. "They try to stay focused, but then they need more coffee and it takes...like...20 minutes to get the cream and sugar balance just right. Then a couple of them start talking to each other about how tough it is to pull an all-nighter but how they really need to do it. Next thing you know two hours are gone and they haven't accomplished anything."

One veteran lawmaker said he was just resting his eyes for a little bit, and not really sleeping. A few minutes later he proposed that a short nap would improve his mental acuity.

Another Senator told a colleague that he was "real jittery" because he doesn't ordinarily drink coffee. He then dropped to the floor and did 15 quick pushups, got up and went to get more coffee.

Donate | More Satire | Printer-Friendly |
Email this entry to: Your email address:
Message (optional):