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October 12, 2003
Pat Robertson Threatens to Nuke Burritos
by Scott Ott

(2002-01-12) -- Religious broadcaster Pat Robertson today threatened to nuke a package of frozen burritos. It was the second time in as many days that Mr. Robertson threatened the use of nuclear force.

The remark came despite criticism of his previous statement which seemed to imply he wants to nuke the State Department's headquarters at Foggy Bottom.

"The state of Mexican restaurant food in the United States has gone downhill precipitously because of NAFTA and our lax enforcement of immigration policies," said Mr. Robertson, "We have to take things into our own hands. It's the only solution. We have to buy frozen burritos, and nuke those things ourselves."

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