(2003-10-07) -- Early exit polling reveals this morning that Gov. Gray Davis will be recalled, and the Boston Red Sox will become the next governor of California.

After a brief campaign, the Sox come-from-behind win shocked Californians, who according to pre-election polls were expected to elect Arnold Schwarzenegger.

An unnamed Republican political consultant said, "We're not sure where the Red Sox stand on the issues, but at least they're in the entertainment industry."