(2003-08-11) -- About two-thirds of Californians support recalling Gov. Gray Davis, and 58 percent of the state's citizens have declared their candidacy for the office.

"The ballot's going to be bigger than the Los Angeles phone book," said one state elections official. "And we've decided to list the names of all the candidates in order of their body mass index."

The election threatens to split the state.

"Most of my close friends, and dozens of relatives are running for governor," said one unnamed Sacramento resident. "How am I going to tell all the others that I didn't vote for them?"