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August 05, 2003
Alliance Sealed: Jenna Bush to Marry Prince of Qatar
by Scott Ott

(2003-08-04) -- In a move designed to ensure the ongoing alliance between the United States and the Gulf Emirate of Qatar, President George Bush's daughter, Jenna, will marry Sheikh Tamim bin Hamad bin Khalifa al-Thani, the newly anointed crown prince of Qatar.

Sheikh Tamim was elevated to crown prince yesterday by his father Sheikh Hamad bin Khalifa al-Thani, the Emir of Qatar. The President said the arranged marriage would further the rapid progress of democratic reforms in Qatar, and the region.

After the wedding, the President's daughter will officially be called Princess Jenna Aruba Bahama Comon Pyrdi Mama Queen Latifa Celantro Quasi Modo Beluga Klalifa al-Jarreau.

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