(2003-07-29) -- A poll released today by the Democrat Leadership Council (DLC) shows that 93 percent of Democrat politicians believe that the planet Neptune is at the center of our solar system. Roughly the same number think that the sun is on "the far right" side of the solar system.

The survey also shows Democrat politicians believe...
-- Vermont Gov. Howard Dean is a "centrist,"
-- George Bush is a radical, right-wing conservative,
-- the United States was wrong to overthrow Saddam Hussein,
-- the Pentagon should be under the authority of the United Nations,
-- taxpayers want to return their tax cuts to the IRS and
-- Americans trust federal bureaucrats to decide how to spend their money.