(2003-07-21) — Recently-leaked documents indicate that the U.S. Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) prevented what could have been a devastating attack on the World Trade Center towers in New York City. The documents show that terrorists had planned to hit the towers, and perhaps the Pentagon and U.S. Capitol buildings on September 11, 2001.
A little-known group of Islamic fundamentalists intended to hijack several airplanes and ram them into the buildings, causing untold devastation.
But thanks to the funding increases during the Clinton administration, the CIA had the resources to uncover the plot. It arrested several dozen men who currently await trial for conspiracy to attempt mass murder.
President George Bush acknowledged today that the terrorists are in U.S. custody, and that their arrest has been kept secret to allow the CIA to round up their confederates on several continents.
“September 11th could have gone down as a dark day in U.S. history if it had not been for the solid intelligence work of the CIA,” said Mr. Bush. “That’s why I always follow the agency’s guidance, and have absolute trust in CIA reports.”
A spokesman in the CIA’s New York office, located on the 99th floor of World Trade Center Two, said he his colleagues were “just doing what we’re paid to do…provide reliable information to protect all Americans.”
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CIA Foiled Skyscraper Attack Planned for 9-11-2001
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1 OUTSIDE THE BELTWAY // Jul 21, 2003 at 12:00 pm
CIA FOILS ATTACK
Scott Ott goes for non-humorous irony in this one….
2 The Speculist // Jul 21, 2003 at 1:11 pm
What Might Have Been
ScrappleFace is usually pretty amusing, but this piece didn’t strike me as being the least bit funny. Evocative, yes. Tragic, possibly. Eloquent, undeniably. But not funny. Have a glimpse of a world that should have been: A little-known group of…
3 Inoperable Terran // Jul 21, 2003 at 3:01 pm
Alternate timelines
Scrappleface goes all sci-fi. Heh heh….
4 Heretical Ideas // Jul 22, 2003 at 2:03 am
BEFORE YOU GO LAUDING THE CIA…
Wow. Scott Ott has written what may be one of the most biting pieces of satire ever. See for yourself….
5 Say Uncle // Jul 22, 2003 at 9:41 am
Damn
And I do mean Damn! Pretty biting bit ofsatire, I must say….
6 Note-It Posts // Oct 19, 2003 at 2:52 pm
If only…
Recently-leaked documents indicate that the U.S. Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) prevented what could have been a devastating attack on the World Trade Center towers in New York City. The documents show that terrorists had planned to hit the towers, …