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Gen. Clark Enters ‘Witness Protection Program’

by Scott Ott · No Comments

(2003-09-16) — Retired Four-Star General Wesley Clark, who served as NATO commander during the 1999 Kosovo campaign, said today that he’s tired of being so well known. To lower his public profile he will likely declare his candidacy for the Democrat presidential nomination tomorrow.
“It’s just like the Federal witness protection program,” said Gen. Clark. “A recent poll showed that most people couldn’t name a single Democrat candidate. That’s the kind of anonymity I’m looking for.”

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