(2003-08-07) — Political supporters of Arnold Schwarzenegger say the new gubernatorial candidate reminds them of another California governor, former President Ronald Reagan.
“They both acted in movies,” said one unnamed campaign volunteer. “Arnold is a Republican like Reagan was. They…uh…both breathe a mixture of oxygen and nitrogen, have bilateral symmetry, opposable thumbs, central nervous systems and networks of lymph glands. Arnold is just so much like Ronald Reagan.”
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Supporters Compare Schwarzenegger with Reagan
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1 Patio Pundit // Aug 10, 2003 at 4:21 am
Comparing the Terminator to the Gipper
Have you heard that Arnold Schwarzenegger is no Ronald Reagan? You’ll hear that twice, once as a lament from conservatives,