(2003-06-30) — In the new Palestinian state, leaders of the major terror organizations plan to serve as military joint chiefs, similar to the U.S. model.
An unnamed terror leader said, “Instead of Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines, we’ll have Hamas, Islamic Jihad, al Aqsa Martyrs and the Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine…the latter of course will need a new name.”
The leader acknowledged that the groups have many details to work out to ensure a smooth transition.
“Right now, we all basically do the same thing,” he said. “So, we’re developing strategies now to reduce the potential for inter-service rivalry.”

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