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SCRIPT FOR TODAY’S PJ NEWS BREAK WITH SCOTT OTT

SCOTT OTT: It’s Wednesday, March 7th, 2012, and this is news.

Rick Santorum won yesterday in North Dakota, Oklahoma, and Tennessee; while Mitt Romney captured six states, including Ohio, where despite outspending Santorum by a wide margin, Romney only managed to eke out a one-point victory.
At a Super Tuesday rally last night in his home state of Massachusetts, a crowd of Romney supporters said: Yea.
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Newt Gingrich won handsomely in his home state of Georgia, reviving his moribund campaign. The former speaker of the house, and his wife Calista, are currently shopping for another home state.

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Forty-three percent of Oklahoma Democrat primary voters yesterday said they want someone other than Barack Obama as their party’s presidential nominee. The president said he wasn’t aware of his political weakness in Oklahoma, nor that the territory had already been officially welcomed into the union.

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16-year veteran House member Dennis Kucinich lost his Ohio primary last night to progressive rival Representative Marcy Kaptur, who now faces a November matchup against Republican Joe Wurzelbacher, better known as Joe the Plumber.
Kucinich fell victim to gerrymandering when the Ohio state legislature re-drew the boundaries of his Congressional district to exclude many of the planets in his star system.

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Apple unveiled the latest version of its market-dominating iPad today. The device is better, faster and more beautiful than the iPad 2, but costs about the same as the old one. Nevertheless technology critics are disappointed that the new iPad can neither project a three-dimensional hologram, nor even cook a bowl of ramen noodles in less that 30 seconds. Said one tech pundit, it’s just another in a long line of disappointing Apple products that can’t do anything but generate massive profits and cash reserves.

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And finally today, Chrysler announced a recall of 210,000 Jeep Liberty vehicles made between 2003 and 2005, and sold in northern states, because road salt could dangerously corrode the rear suspension.
The former American automaker, which was sold to Fiat and the autoworkers union by the Obama administration, assured the affected Jeep owners that they would eventually get their Liberty back.

For PJ News Break, I’m Scott Ott. Click on PJTV dot com throughout the day for your antidote to the obsolete media.

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